Zero Thoughts, Only Papa Malmal Unconsciously Happy Purring While Snuggling With A Pregnant Yuu'sbelly.

Zero thoughts, only papa Malmal unconsciously happy purring while snuggling with a pregnant Yuu's♀️belly.

Malleus: Are you alright? Do you not need to rest? If you do not wish to work until you give birth, it shall be granted.

Yuu: Honey, the baby is probably 5 days old at best.

Mal: But--

Yuu: This 1 millimeter dragon can do a breakdance all day and it wouldn't even hit a single muscle in my womb. Don't worry too much and let's just get back to work, okay?

Mal: Wait, it's the staircase. Let me carry you so you wouldn't overexert yourself.

Yuu: 😮‍💨

I'd sell my left kidney for them

Their Mini Version...

A/n: malleus and Leona x fem reader, separate. This is just rambling of thoughts,Mini headcanon. And masterlist.

Warning: none...

There are now two sleepy lions in Den with one herbivores. They even sleep in the same pose. But Leona changed a lot after the birth of his son, he wanted to give everything to his child that he couldn't able to have. No one gonna bad mouth him like got in his age or behind his back. No one gonna chain him with restrictions.

He is not a perfect dad but he is trying. Even sometimes it felt childish how he get panicked when the infant start wailing in his arms. And try to find you like he is on fire.

He look at you both quietly without blinking as you shut the baby while humming lightly, the site was so foreign for him at first.

Cheka loves the junior Leona too... He always wanted to play with him and get sad when the time comes to leave. But yep at least he left Leona alone during his visit.

Didn't move an inch when mini Leona fall asleep on his lap while he was sitting.

He is someone who gonna motivate his kid to not eat vegetables, but after seeing how your face feature shifting from happy to angry expression, he just betrays his son and takes your side. (Mini Leona not gonna forget this for sure)

Like on same day... Leona: oi! herbivores~ come closer *pulling y/n who was laying on the other side of bed, licking his lips* how about we- *Knock*knock* Mini Leona: mama.. *opening the door and get on the bed Y/n: what happened, baby... Mini Leona: *throw himself in between you and Leona* I want to sleep with mama today. Leona: huh!? Mini Leona: pleaseeeeee....*showing puppy eyes to y/n* Y/n: hai hai ~ *hugging the mini Leona while hearing her husband growl*

So the first time he saw the baby he was kinda...confused, like the infant had black hair, green eyes, and horns, everyone cheered and congrats him and compliments how the young prince is a copy of his Majesty... ya, he just look like him. Like...why??

He looks at the infant for good minutes, mentality discussion that why the baby looks like him, not like you... He wanted the y/n version with horns.

But he wasn't able to vocalize those thoughts to you. Watching you silently, your tired eyes and lovely smile while adoring the child make him ignore that thought. He loved his son dearly too, so don't worry.

Like his grandmother, he will not put his son under pressure for the throne.

They get quite similar personalities too, the way he resembles malleus, a good and shy boy but also has your vocabulary. Play tricks on Sebek. Because of Lilia, mini mal can have a lot of tricks under his sleeves but is always an innocent child in front of you.

Any jealous movements in past: Mini mal: when I grow up! I'm gonna marry mom!!! Mal: *frown* now this is not possible, my child. Mini mal: but I love mom and mom loves me too. *Incorrect but seriously face* Mal: Even so, your mother is already mine. Mini mal:...*look down with puffed-up cheeks* Y/n: mal, he is just a child. Mal: I do understand my treasure, but he should be a little mature. Y/n: Mal he is 5...

Awww Sliver looks so prettyyyy

Fluff comic from twitter <3

OMG with your caption of "milkshakes at monstros lounge is about to taste 10x better with Jades secret ingredient" made me have a brain rot.

IMAGEN FXCKING FLOYD DRINK IT AND NOW WANTS IT STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE 😭 in that fic you said that we were first passed to Floyd but he was too bothered so we got handed to Jade. So imagen he somehow find out and now wants us in the same position that we are with Jade but with HIM.

Or Azul is also a degenerate so taking a book from Jade we go back to working for him tasting his potions that for some reason also made us lactate..

OR SOME OF OUR FRIENDS SEE/HEAR WHAT GOING ON OR MAYBE WE TELL THEM AND THEY TRY TO "help" US BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH WE WHERE ALREADY MILKED IT STARTED TO FILL UP MORE TO AN UNCOMFORTABLE LEVEL AND THEM BEING OUR BFF AND "totally not weird or have feelings for us" CONVINCE US TO LET THEM HIM. While it's either but them sucking or playing with our nipples with a bowl under to not make a mess 🤞☺️💕

OH AND IMAGEN THEY FIGURE OUT THAT THE REASON THE MILKSHAKES TASTE BETTER IS BECAUSE OF THIS AND OUR BFF STARTS USING THE MILK THEY GOT OUR FOR US FOR THEMSELVES 🤭 now they self proclaimed themself our lil helpers (or milker).

Now we can also have multiple BFF and they all help us at the same time too to get all that fullness out of us 🥰

-Yours truly, the annon that you awakened their lactation kink onces again 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

YES YES AAAAAAA OTL

(cw: yandere, brief nsfw mentions, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, lactation, female reader, brief mentions of pregnancy)

Floyd and Azul are so incredibly fake. T-T they only want you when you start producing milk. Most fake fans ever, switching up like that… Floyd complains about how lucky Jade is, and Jade has to tell him that it was Floyd who wanted nothing to do with you in the beginning. He’s merely looking after you as you’re now his contractual obligation, though he would be lying if he said he wasn’t attached to you. He’s become rather enthralled. Jade has written the potion recipe down, even perfected it after some more trial and error (which you were more than happy to assist with) and so now he has a potion that’ll have you lactating for at most a full day. <3

Floyd’s too impatient to fill bottles and jars up, so he’ll just pull your shirt open and tug your bra up and take it straight from the source with his greedy mouth. I like to think Jade watches the both of you so fondly, so happy that his favorite people are getting along well even if you’re squirming and telling Floyd to be more gentle, to slow down, to put his teeth away.

Azul goes absolutely insane when he learns of that potion. You can’t tell me he also wouldn’t have the biggest lactation kink ever. It ties in nicely with the breeding kink. Jade has him sample some dishes made from your milk, along with a glass of your milk, and he’s easily able to tell there are notable differences. He asks if this is goat’s milk rather than cow’s and Jade smiles deceptively and says he’ll show Azul who to thank for the delicious ingredients. He brings Azul to you, where you’re currently trying to deal with your swollen, leaky tits while Floyd is doing everything he can to try to steal at least one sip. If only you could see the dollar signs in his eyes… Oh, you’re so marketable! He could definitely capitalize on this.

Now that Azul knows of this, it’s over for you. But before he decides to sell your milk or use it for Mostro Lounge dishes, he wants to touch and squeeze and fondle you. I imagine he just stares at you for the longest time because his brain is short-circuiting trying to remind himself that you aren’t pregnant; this is just the result of magic. You aren’t pregnant or filled with eggs, but you could be. You’re not pregnant. He’s never fucked you before. But what if… Azul milks you once and out of sheer instinct he places his hand over your belly and mumbles something about how he can’t wait to be a father. (pathetic tako delusions…)

Imagine they give you the potion so often that you start to lactate on your own, if only a little. Magic definitely has more of an effect on your body because you can’t use it or sense it like mages can, so it’s definitely possible it might do something to you internally. Imagine being with Ace and Deuce and you leak through your shirt and you’re so embarrassed trying to explain what’s happening and Ace is poking fun as usual, while Deuce is in shock like, “Milk comes from women?!?!?!?! The store-bought milk I drink,,,,,, came from a woman????” Deuce already had a lot of respect for you, but now he is a million times more respectful because it can’t be easy filling all those milk bottles. (Deuce, never change. You are a sweetheart.)

Ace will want to sample directly from you. He teases you a lot, squeezing your breasts just to watch the wet patches on your shirt become larger and more noticeable. Deuce thinks that the two of them should bring you to someone who can help. Ace supposes that’s fine, but before that he needs a taste. Be a good best friend and let him taste you. There’s nothing weird about it. Best friends help each other out all the time. Ace and Deuce bring you to Trey because he’s responsible and oh-so-wise, and Trey also has this moment where he just stares at you, mouth slightly agape, before he has to clear his throat and quickly act normal and relaxed and calm and level-headed. Did I mention how relaxed he is? You cannot lactate around Trey. He will want to use your milk in the sweets he bakes (Riddle’s strawberry tarts are about to be so delicious), but he’ll also want you against the counter while he fucks you against it, pretending the both of you are married and he’s knocked you up and you’re lactating in preparation of the baby. He’s so not normal about this; he’s so down bad.

The brain cell duo bring you to Housewarden Riddle and he is overcome with so many emotions. Riddle is so flustered and he snaps at Ace and Deuce to cover you while he figures out what to do next. But you know Che’nya’s probably lurking around, and if you happen to be outside and a pair of invisible hands grope you and you’re suppressing moans while milk trails down your tits…… Riddle is fighting a losing battle here. He has never been so,,,, conflicted. So acutely aware of the female form. So immersed in how you sound when Che’nya’s teasing you. Riddle wants you and your milk so bad, but he has to be polite and respectful. He will help you and after the fact he will not think about it again. He will not lie awake at night, staring into the darkness and wondering how it might feel to drink directly from your breasts. For once the Octavinelle trio have done something good, even if this good thing is the byproduct of dubious behavior.

Ruggie learns of this and you know he’s going to want in. Let him have a taste, won’t you? He couldn’t get breakfast because he was running all around for Leona. He’s parched! Likewise, Leona probably hears of it from Ruggie or he catches the gossip from his dorm members and now he’s demanding Ruggie to bring you to him. Leona’s much more composed about the entire thing. He’ll tease you a little with a cocky smirk, asking if you like being in the spotlight like this, if you like his hands on you, if you like being milked and treated like a commodity by some (Octavinelle). Leona actually handles you very gently when he milks you. He respects women and their bodies, so he doesn’t want to hurt you or cause you any discomfort. Sometimes he thinks you’re pregnant (which could also be another reason why he’s oddly sweet to you), but he quickly reminds himself that that wouldn’t be possible because if you were pregnant it would be with his child and his child only. If you point out his behaviors, he’ll gruffly tell you you’re delusional and that he’s not doing this for your sake. It’s just his means of having access to a little snack when Ruggie’s taking forever to bring him his lunch.

Though Malleus can’t sense life within your belly, sometimes he’ll think you really are pregnant when he sees you lactating and he thinks of how pleasing it would be to raise little ones with you. He visits every night, not only to see you and spend time with you, but to help should you be kept awake desperately trying to milk yourself empty. Malleus is also gentle when handling you, his voice so soft and fond when he speaks to you, praising you and calling you all manners of endearments to show you that you should not be self-deprecating or disgusted with yourself. He thinks you are absolutely perfect; this is nothing to be ashamed of, nor does it make you unsightly in any way. He’s probably kissed you while his hands were cupping your breasts. There’s something so intimate in kissing while he’s touching such a special, sacred place. Every day the temptation to sweep you off your feet and away to Briar Valley consumes him. He could build such a happy family with you. Lilia certainly encourages it.

You, Grim and a baby octo-mer (Azul)

a/n: so originally I wasn't gonna write this but since my random thought dump gained some traction I've decided I need to get it out of my head already. G/n reader ofc, the tweels are little shits.

Honestly no one really knows what exactly went wrong, not even Crewel or Azul himself. But you shake your own thoughts and look down into the dark pot that was in your lap, well dark and the bright baby blue eyes staring at you from the inky black water inside.

"So... Let me get this straight.. Azul is now essentially a baby and.. Me and Grim have to take care of him until Crewel makes a reversible solution..?" You muttered, glancing at the headmage before looking back into the pot.

"Precisely." The headmage responded, smiling back at you and your cat like companion from across the table.

Rising from his seat he ushered the three of you out, thanking you in advance. Hearing the door shut behind you Grim started complaining as you headed back to ramshackle.

"Why do we have to take care of this guy!? Better get some good tuna after all this."

You rolled your eyes as Grim went on about his ranting, commenting here and there.

"Well I don't expect anyone on campus is exactly willing or even a good care taker.. Besides what's the worst that can happen?" Grim huffed as you pushed open the door to the creaky and forgotten dorm, greeting the ghosts. Leaving Azul in the pot as you and Grim settled for the night.

Apperantly, multiple things could go wrong. Like right now. You shot the twins standing infront of your door a disapproving frown. It's way to early to deal with this, you still need to feed Azul and Grim and you haven't even gotten dressed for school yet.

"Shrimpyyy~ It'll be quick!! We just wanna see our housewarden..!!" Floyd drawled, pushing against the doorway and leaning into the abandoned dorm.

"I already said no, you can wait until we at least have eaten." Pushing against the eel was a weak attempt to get him out of the doorway. You were groggy, hungry and frankly seeing Jade off too the side snickering at you and his brother agrue was annoying you.

Floyd gave you a lopsided grin before picking you up and giving you a constricting hug which you didn't appreciate. At all. You beat against him while you struggled to breath, watching him enter Ramshackle as Jade followed behind him. After the door closed Floyd put you down to which your knees buckled and you toppled over. Sitting on the floor you glared at the twins.

Azul's pot sat on the table which Jade proceeded to pick up and shake a little before he slowly turned towards you as Floyd grabbed onto it looking in as well.

"What..?" You uttered as he gave you an eerie smile.

"Shrimpyyy... Where are you hiding Azul??" Floyd whined sliding you the pot, letting the water spill as it collided with your foot.

Picking up the pot you look in to see it's empty. ...well fuck.

Scrambling to your feet you rushed upstairs as the two figures trailed you.

"I seriously don't know!! He WAS in there last time I looked!!"

Floyd's pout morphed into an alarmingly wide smile as he looked at you. Clearly about to say something before Jade pulled him back by the shoulder.

"We need to get going. We'll come back later, hopefully you find Azul by then, yeah?" Jade smiled down at you as he pulled his brother along with him, Floyd protested and whined about Jade not being fun.

Letting out a sigh of relief you then jumped feeling a small tendril wrap around your ankle, followed by a pair of small hands hugging your leg. Looking down you saw the octo-mer slowly emerging from under your bed, trying to hide behind your leg. Followed by an inky tear stained trail you noticed Grim following suit as he looked around the place.

"...are they gone?" Grim mumbled quietly.

"Yeah. Thankfully." You answered back, gently reaching down to pick up the mer. Letting him tuck himself into your neck, wrapping his tentacles around you fingers and upper arm you sighed and walked back down stairs to refill his pot.

a/n: part 2?? maybe?? also this isnt proof read ty if you read thisss

I've fallen down a rabbit hole

Yandere Puppy Leon

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I blame you @thatgoblin for making me write this, I cannot get it out of my head!! For anyone wondering the context, it comes from this interaction and well, @thatgoblin said the word yandere Puppy Leon and that was it, I was hooked. Like an AU where animal hybrids exist, god that would be amazing.

Tags: yandere themes, stalking, NSFW, Leon being a MEGA perv

Yandere officer puppy Leon, a golden lab mix with a keen sense of smell. Puppy Leon who bounces over every time he sees you, puppy Leon who have little dog ears that droop over, and a tail that knocks all the shit off of desks every time he sees you. Generally, Puppy Leon is clumsy but it's all the worse with the tail.

'Normal' yandere Leon already has a clothes, and especially panty stealing problem, but yandere Puppy Leon takes it much further.

Puppy Leon, with that keen smell, has a much more euphoric and powerful experience smelling your clothes. Leon can smell where you were that day just by huffing your clothes, he can smell if you were with someone else too.

When puppy Leon steals your panties he can already smell your scent walking back home and prays that no other animal hybrids can to as he passes.

But the moment he's behind closed doors and can finally give in to his urge to huff them, Leon nearly cums into his pants there and then. Collapsing against the closed door he's whimpering and whining with the small piece of fabric pressed against his face, other hand palming himself needily.

Puppy Leon, even if you are not an animal hybrid, can smell your hormone changes. The results in him immediately getting horny and needier, even if you two aren't together Leon would want to be by your side the entire day and maybe even have his head in your lap.

Begging and whining for head scratches as he wraps his arms around your middle in cuddle in close, secretly thought it would be mainly so he can get closer to the scent that his drug.

Puppy Leon would befriend you extremely quick between the puppy eyes and adorable happiness he radiates, soon Leon would be at your house so often he pretty much lives there.

Always trying to stay around and hang out with you, watching movies, helping you with your chores or gardening, or even dropping by to help with dinner (and eat some too). Leon loves being in your house, the smell of you is overwhelming. Everything has you in it, and because of that, he might pocket a small plush you sleep with, or maybe a blanket.

If you ever found out he'd say it was an accident, forgetting and taking it with him. Leon would in turn 'forget' his clothes at your place hoping that you end up wearing them, he wants his smell on you too so others know you belong to him.

Leon loves when he gets to stay for lunch or dinner, you make the best food and melts every time you hand him a plate. Would lick the plate clean if you allow him. In return, Leon would do the dishes and any other chore, at one point you joked that he would make a good stay at home husband.

That off-handed comment sent Leon's mind spiralling off, to the point where he couldn't sleep at all that night. Laying in his own bed cuddling up to a pillow dressed in your favourite shirt, Leon stared off into his own mind.

Off to here he was married to you, every day you coming back home to greet him with a kiss on the cheek as Leon nuzzled into you. To a place where he would help you cook and 'taste test' everything, hold you from behind, kiss your neck, fuck you over the countertop.

Or where you were the little house spouse, where Leon would come from after a stressful day of being a cop. Where you'd run into his arms and kiss him all over, where Leon would carry you off to the couch to 'release stress' and order some take out after.

Either way, Leon didn't care, he loved the idea and was going to make it into a reality.

Leon became so much more clingy and possessive of you over the night, with every hug he'd rest his face in your hair and take a deep breath of you. You'd always push back slight to stare at him confused for a moment before asking "did you just sniff me?"

Leon would fluster up and try to stutter out an answer before you gave him an out, "is it a dog thing?"

He'd breathe a relieved sigh and say "yeah, sorry, I was just happy to see you again."

He'd encourage you to go see him at the station and maybe bring him a 'treat', that way all the other officers know you're with Leon. He often says that the two of you are together but neglects the fact it means platonic, so most of the officers think that either you're dating or engaged.

It only makes sense with how lovie dovie Leon talks about you, or how he talks about how cute you are in your sleep. While you've let Leon crash at your place a few times he always slept on the couch, maybe it was because you two had too many drinks and wanted to make sure he didn't drive, God knows how bad Leon drives already sober. Or maybe the two of you lost track of the time and the next thing they knew it was pitch black, it didn't matter in the end.

Leon would wait for you to go to sleep before he'd creep into your room, at first he's just stood from the doorway and watched but that soon became too little for him. Next thing Leon knew he was laying on the bed with you, staring at your sleeping face. Gingerly he'd brush your hair out of your face and caress your cheeks, using his thumb he'd feel the softness of your lips. God, how much he wanted to kiss you. To drown in your affection.

It would be hard to resist but Leon would gently snuggle into you before going to sleep, heart racing. It was like a dog the sat on the couch despite knowing they weren't meant to, it excited him, this small defiance.

But as the days passed and where the both of you got busy Leon would come over less, but he still craved those sleep time interactions. Leon would sneak into your house just to see you, that's what he'd tell himself. It was for your protection and safety, Leon was there to make sure no one else would sneak in.

But all that rationalization came crumbling down as Leon couldn't lie to himself anymore, he found himself unable to sleep without you there. The pillow replica was not enough, besides the scent wore out last week.

Anyways, that's all I got right now.

Tags: @thatgoblin @notgalaxii @chloe-online @citrusdoll @spooky-blank-slate @germvity @veingush