My Friend And I Went To A Bar Last Night, And It Is A New Bar In The City And It Was Pretty Awesome.

My friend and I went to a bar last night, and it is a new bar in the city and it was pretty awesome.

The bar had some loud music with the base turned all the way up and there were fancy lights and lazers and glow in the dark cups.

The bartender there had little to no idea how to do bartending and was looking up drinks, we had a shot together, she was all over the place and increasing the vibe all together.

I want more bartenders who have no idea what they are doing it's so fun to watch and help. I want to ask for a drink and watch the bartender be so confused while also not giving any shits.

They are little bastards. Fuck them, my blood.

I say this with complete and utter disdain: Fuck mosquitoes.

Reblog and say in the tags which video game mechanic you’d like to have in real world. Hardmode: other than Quicksave and Quickload.

Well well well I'll have to remember to take a look at some posters.

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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Should stop doing that then huh

Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you

As a native English speaker and my bloodline demands that I not respect the French, and double disrespect the Quebec french

my biggest complaint about aziraphale this season is, the joke shouldn't be that he can speak every language but doesn't know French because he tried to learn it for real and is too stupid to have done a good job, the joke should be that he can speak every language but doesn't know French because he's English and can't be arsed (tm) to deal with The French and wants them to know it