Mrsllawliet - MrsLawliet

Crush: “you look nice today”

Me:

If real life was like The Sims

Signs as Dan Howell Quotes

Aries: Slow walking people? Die

Taurus: The only ugly girls are the ones who don’t realize that beauty comes from within

Gemini: Turns out my life is just a series of events where I have made myself stupid

Cancer: I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you need is be with someone

Leo: STEP ASIDE PEASANTS

Virgo: Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day they will be dead.

Libra: I then use some hair spray. As the instant a small breeze hits me I look like a hedgehog that’s been hit by a car.

Scorpio: I hope you something really stupid and die

Sagittarius: OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

Capricorn: You are a Human with one life and it’s up to you to make it the best life you can

Aquarius: I mean it’s 2015, let’s not kink-shame aliens

Pisces: I'm about as violent and intimidating as a pink butterfly

When your crush uploads a selfie