When Your Crush Uploads A Selfie

When your crush uploads a selfie

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How 2016 will be for you

Aries: you will be rewarded will the efforts made, but you still need to work hard

Taurus: important changes will happen; you even have the ability to become an entirely new person, but people will see you differently no matter if you change or not

Gemini: you will be focused on progress, keeping things you love the most close to you, and slowed decision making

Cancer: friends and family are enhanced in a positive way with little or no stress, and romance is a strong this year, and also plenty opportunities occur

Leo: your social life will be busier and people will enjoy working with you, work hard on what you love

Virgo: you will be full of new ideas that can cause you to progress into a work place of any kind

Libra: this is a lucky year for you in many ways; your social skills will bring satisfaction and happiness, and your talents will create more opportunities for you, your friends, and family

Scorpio: it is the year to get rid of any of your barriers that have been holding you back; you can accomplish what you want and need

Sagittarius: it is your year to sharpen your skills and talents that can take you places; you have enough resources and creativity to make the best use of everything

Capricorn: you will accomplish a lot more than you thought by working slow and steadily

Aquarius: the majority of your work will be mental, and you will have many brilliant ideas that at first don't seem to be important

Pisces: this is your power year, and the things that you will do will be out in public, with others accompanying you; your circle of friends will grow also

*me at a party*

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”