How 2016 Will Be For You

How 2016 will be for you

Aries: you will be rewarded will the efforts made, but you still need to work hard

Taurus: important changes will happen; you even have the ability to become an entirely new person, but people will see you differently no matter if you change or not

Gemini: you will be focused on progress, keeping things you love the most close to you, and slowed decision making

Cancer: friends and family are enhanced in a positive way with little or no stress, and romance is a strong this year, and also plenty opportunities occur

Leo: your social life will be busier and people will enjoy working with you, work hard on what you love

Virgo: you will be full of new ideas that can cause you to progress into a work place of any kind

Libra: this is a lucky year for you in many ways; your social skills will bring satisfaction and happiness, and your talents will create more opportunities for you, your friends, and family

Scorpio: it is the year to get rid of any of your barriers that have been holding you back; you can accomplish what you want and need

Sagittarius: it is your year to sharpen your skills and talents that can take you places; you have enough resources and creativity to make the best use of everything

Capricorn: you will accomplish a lot more than you thought by working slow and steadily

Aquarius: the majority of your work will be mental, and you will have many brilliant ideas that at first don't seem to be important

Pisces: this is your power year, and the things that you will do will be out in public, with others accompanying you; your circle of friends will grow also

I'm gonna start trying to make edits and stuff so here's my first ( ^ω^ )

I MUST DANCE.

Signs as Dan Howell Quotes

Aries: Slow walking people? Die

Taurus: The only ugly girls are the ones who don’t realize that beauty comes from within

Gemini: Turns out my life is just a series of events where I have made myself stupid

Cancer: I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you need is be with someone

Leo: STEP ASIDE PEASANTS

Virgo: Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day they will be dead.

Libra: I then use some hair spray. As the instant a small breeze hits me I look like a hedgehog that’s been hit by a car.

Scorpio: I hope you something really stupid and die

Sagittarius: OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

Capricorn: You are a Human with one life and it’s up to you to make it the best life you can

Aquarius: I mean it’s 2015, let’s not kink-shame aliens

Pisces: I'm about as violent and intimidating as a pink butterfly

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”