Winckle Winckle (or Whatever Sounds Bells Make But *in English*): Guess What My Lesbian Ass Is Obsessed

winckle winckle (or whatever sounds bells make but *in english*): guess what my lesbian ass is obsessed about lately. if you SOMEHOW (sigh) said rhaenicent you’re so damn right. yeah bc what else could make my life deliberately more miserable than a subtle queercoded relationship. what else could i be talking about if not toxic yuri.

yes i hate it here.

I STAND BY IT! still very hurt about this to this day. i despise that dumb shit jiara. We Could’ve Had It All. stupid ass show 🙄 (i really mean every word lmao 😐 deadess 😐 how could they waste the opportunity of making a GAY friends to lovers/ coming out arc. GOD.)

i was thinking. isn’t it sad that jj and pope probably won't be a Thing even though they have so much chemistry and seem to be WELL MORE than just good friends, just because jj and kiara are the majority vote? this is fair? i dont think so

I SWEARRRRRR

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I keep finding new ways to hurt myself 😃

I just had the most painful thought, what if jj and pope form outer banks were patrochilles in another universe?

toxic yuri is both the reason i’m still alive and the reason i’m willing to die the most painful death ever experienced, your honor. i’m sorry you don’t have the same urge to see two women who absolutely despise each other (but — oh god, wait for it — Not Really. Not At All) and had done terrible things to one another Making Out Furiously, while knowing they’ll never get a chance to be happy together bc something very shitty happened and they’ve done very shitty things themselves. i don’t know what else to say. joke’s on you.