Hey Anon Who Keeps Copy & Pasting The Same Detailed/restrictive Requests In Every Kingsman Writers Ask,

hey anon who keeps copy & pasting the same detailed/restrictive requests in every kingsman writers ask, pls stop.

Can I request “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “ and with the best boy Merlin

Here you go Anon!

   Merlin could be an utter bastard when the mood took him. He would get this look in his eyes that made you wary every time. Maybe you missed it; it was hard to look at anything else when he was licking your cum from his fingers.

  Seconds later he was sliding deep inside of your, seating himself to the hilt. You groaned and tilted your hips up to meet him. His movements were slow and measured. A rolling thrust paired in with a smooth pulling out. Worst of all was what he was saying, his accent heavy with lust.

   “Fuck. You look gorgeous, love. Spread open for me, your thighs already wet from my fingers.” If he’d been fucking you harder, faster, you knew his cock would be making obscene noises from just how wet you were. But he kept up his maddening pace. “An’ your nipples are so hard, just begging for attention.” He leaned down to take one in his mouth. Merlin scrapped it with his teeth and you shuddered. “But most of all,” He whispered, letting on of your legs go to reach between you and thumb your clit. Your hips rocked up to chase his fingers. Your orgasm was building, and it was going to be a good one. “I love it when your grab the sheets when you’re about to come.”

   You gasp out a laugh that dissolves into a moan. He was right. You release the sheet you’d been clutching in your fists and pull him down to you to kiss him hungrily.

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

For you and @orchiddarling; great minds think alike.

   You both ask it at the same time. Merlin grinned at you over the rim of his glass and threw back the remaining liquid. He stood up and pulled on his jacket, offering you a hand to help you down from the bar stool. You stuffed some cash in the tip jar and took his hand.

   The air outside the pub was cool and Merlin had one long arm wrapped around your wait. It felt perfect.You aren’t completely drunk, but tipsy enough to bump hips with him as you walked.

   By the annoyed look the cashier gave you it’s clear that you’re not the first drunk customers they’ve served and you wouldn’t be the last.

   “This was such a good idea.” Merlin sounded like he’s salivating. He took a huge bite from a thigh and closed his eyes. He’s not leaning back or moaning, but it’s a near thing. You make some noise of agreement, because your mouth is full of salty, savory, goodness. You were enjoying this so much. Why was food tastier when you were drunk? It wasn’t fair to sober you.

   “Oh fuck.” You blurted as an amazing idea came to you. You went to the counter and got another order of fried chicken. Merlin raised his eyebrows in question. “Chicken and waffles. For breakfast tomorrow.”

   He paused chewing, processing what you said. He put the chicken down and blinked. “What did I do to deserve you?” He looked like he was getting teary eyed.

note: as much as I love Harry, PLEASE send in some memes of the others I write for too. I have about 10 memes for Harry in my drafts right now and zero for anyone else.

*boops nose* you should do prompt #43 "you're lucky you're cute!" with merlin pls.

MANDDYYYYYY.

Merlinx Reader \  Gettinga Shave

Prompt:“You’re lucky you’re cute!”

Pairings:Merlin x Reader

Warnings:just fluff.

A/N:Gifsbelong to the owners, in this case…  my-favoritess.I do not own these gifs, they are used with the utmost respect.

(Y/F/S) - Your Favorite Song

Youalways watched Merlin shave in the morning, it was almost a routinein and of itself. He was so meticulous with it but he made it look soeffortless. It was a straight razor that he used because he loved howclose of a shave it gave him but that blade looked absolutelyfrightening. He didn’t know how long you’d been standing therewatching him but when he noticed, he laughed, “Something on myface?” he asked as he shaved a small portion of his neck.

Hewas busy cleaning the blade off in the sink when you asked, “Can Itry and shave you?”

Ofcourse, his eyes widened and he turned to get a look at you. Thereyou were, hands clasped together with a wide smile on your face. Hewanted to say no but he sighed and gave in, “You know, you’relucky you’re cute.”

Hemotioned for you to come closer explained all the technical jargonyou’d need to understand and do this properly, you didn’t want tonick the poor guy. He sat at the edge of the tub you both shared andyou knelt in between his legs, attempting not to shake. Your hand held the back of his head to support him but you were having a hard time keeping steady.  It was makinghim a little nervous, so he did what he always does when you werenervous. He sang (Y/F/S), his deep voice soothed you to the pointthat you could move in, taking a little bit of hair at a time.

Merlinwas laughing, instead of you using the small shaving bowl to wipe offthe excess shaving cream, you kept running back to the sink. You weresexy and adorable and he loved how you could pull both off at thesame time.

“Howam I doing?” you asked him, you were almost done. You just had hisright cheek left to do. He smirked and stood up to look in themirror, you couldn’t help blushing. His crotch was right in your faceand you had to turn your head to stop yourself from wanting to ripdown the zipper. As he sat back down, he noticed your reddened faceand grinned wildly.

“You’redoing amazing, (Y/N) but how’s about we finish this up and I take youto the bedroom for your reward.”

Youbit your lip and a giggle escaped you, “Yes please, Hamish.”

So,that was how you spent the morning, shaving Merlin and havingunbelievable sex afterwards.

Whatan absolute treat.