If Tom Wins An Oscar For Anything, It Better Be For His Performance In That Instagram Live

if tom wins an oscar for anything, it better be for his performance in that instagram live

No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.

“ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~” with Merlin

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The tip of Merlin’s thumb dips inside your mouth, the taste of his skin and your arousal making you mewl. Balanced carefully on his knees at the head of the bed, your boyfriend had teased you with light touches and kitten licks just to see your reaction.

“Y’look stunning luv. Spread out and flushed for me like this…” Your makeshift blindfold obscured your favourite view of Hamish stroking his cock for you, fixated on the sight of your mouth closed around his digit. The smug bastard was well aware of the how filthy the sound he was making was - you could hear him grinning when he moved hto grip your jaw.

“Hamish… please!” you keened, only growing louder when he traced your nipple with the tip of his cock. You fought tooth and nail to keep your grip on the headboard, body tensing as the bed shifted beneath you. “I think that pretty little face deserves to get fucked.” 

—  ... You and Merlin had to help each other out of bed the next morning. 

I think one of the most underappreciated moments in Thor Ragnarok is

when Thor pokes the business card with his ‘umbrella’ while whispering “Loki?”

Like it is completely possible for Loki to inexplicably transform himself into a small white rectangle of cardstock

So he better poke it with a stick

Just in case cardstock Loki goes “Mblerg it’s me!” and stabs him or something

This blog did not and will not send requests for bitcoin donations.

There seems to be a virus or some sort of malware going around causing blogs to “send out” chat messages to blogs that they follow asking for help with the purchase of certain items through donations of seemingly small amounts using bitcoin and adds a link to the message.

The message goes as following (at least the first message I got went like this): “Hi there buddy. I need help, I’m trying to buy a laptop and I can’t afford it. I’m about 0.36$ short, and I’d really appreciate if you could help me and transfer some money to me via bitcoin using this *link*.”

The small details in the message seems to have a few variations with the greeting, amount and purchased item showing up in different variations from formal to friendly, from 0.016 to 2$ and from a phone case to a laptop among others.

The blogs that are affected send out the messages to blogs that they follow for a long time mostly, so you are most likely to receive the message from a long time, active follower whose name you might recognize or a mutual etc. The blogs that are affected are not spam bots but actual active followers who follow the recipient for months or years and most likely the blogger who “sent” the message is unaware of the message being sent.

DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.

Opening up the link will cause the virus to spread even more and infect your computer/mobile with any sort of malware.

If you have received a message of that sort from this blog please know that it was not sent by me or within my control and ignore/delete the message without clicking the link.

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.