No One Has Seen You At Your Worst Like Your Corner Store Cashier.

No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.

is Thanos supposed to look like Joss Whedon or is it some kind of unfortunate coincidence 

Hello! Can you do "oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” with Harry Hart?

NSFW MEME ( currently closed ) ☕ —

If you had a pound for every time you and Harry bad been interrupted mid snog… you would be a rich, horny woman. 

It seems no matter where you were, several times a month your phone would ring and destroy the ambiance. You had tried turning your phone off completely - but Merlin simply hacked in and turned it back on and even louder. You stomped into the office that day and shouted words that, according to Harry “no lady should ever know.” 

Fast forward to now with your legs spread wide, Agent Galahad’s head set firmly between your legs and your hands in his hair. It felt like you were seconds away from your orgasm when Harry’s phone vibrated against the nightstand, legs slumping visibly in defeat. There was no way you could get off now… “I’m sorry, darling.” Harry told you, kissing the inside of your thigh before moving to answer his phone. 

When it came to suiting up that night, you decided to forgo your usual pair of panties and tuck them into your pocket instead. If your bosses contacted you on your day off for a simple bait and switch... you were going to make the most of it.

“Target confirmed, Agent Gawain. Good luck.” If you didn’t know any better you’d have said Merlin sounded timid in your ear, Harry’s mouth twitching as he tried to hide a slight smile. The two of your turned off your com system simultaneously, his hand squeezing your own in reassurance. “I’ll be watching the whole time, Gawain.” Even after years of working together, his simple ways of protecting you still made your heart flutter. Among other parts, at least. 

“I don’t doubt it, Agent Galahad." You quietly slipped out of the vehicle, tapping on the window until Harry rolled it down. “Oh, by the way? Look who’s not wearing any underwear.” 

His face flushed the same shade as the unworn material you were currently dangling through the open window. “ -- Such a cheeky little minx.”

Paolo Sebastian & Disney “Once Upon a Dream” Spring 2018 Couture Collection

“they’re adopted siblings!!!, theres no blood relation so technicall-”

You know you’ve been abused and or not treated right when..

• Someone compliments you and you think they’re being sarcastic

• Someone tells you they like/love you even with your flaws and you think they’re lying to be nice

• You don’t know how to react/accept compliments

• You think everyone is going to end up hurting you somehow

• You’re paranoid about catching feelings for someone

• You’re scared to be yourself

• You’re terrified to open up (beyond the normal fear)

• You cry at the thought of being left alone yet again