OMG THE LAST HCS WERE SOO GOOD( )( ) I Really Like Your Writing, It's Very Comforting. And Yes, You Write

OMG THE LAST HCS WERE SOO GOOD( ꈍᴗꈍ)( ꈍᴗꈍ) I really like your writing, it's very comforting. And yes, you write pretty fast! To do even half your work, I probably have to write for a few days (perfectionism obliges).

I come here with another idea! Not yet modern!Ling ideas tho (but I'll request it if you're not tired of me by that time haha x)) I was thinking of hcs or a scenario with Ling and a jealous reader. Not the cute kind of jealous, or the mad kind— more of the anxious, scared kind of jealous. Like (gn)reader having serious self esteem issues but not wanting to like restrain their partner, scared of losing them type of deal. Angst? Fluff? Comfort? I say you decide what you'd prefer. Thank you very much!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤️

AAAAAAA THANK YOUUU <3333 And of course I'm not tired of you!! I'll never tire of you and lil' Ling!!

Sorry this took me a bit! The boyfriend got sick and I've been taking care of him

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Content: Ling Yao x GN reader!

Warnings: Detailed process of a panic attack, doubtful thoughts, but GREED COMES TO THE RESCUE, also Lust is her own warning tbh (I love her but damn-)

Notes: I've been mentally not feeling it, and I relate a little too hard to this ask, as sometimes I'll get like this with my boyfriend. I used the end to comfort myself lol. Dw, my boyfriend treats me right!! My brain is just a silly little goose trying to process 10 years of trauma lol

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Ling isn't gonna notice baby boy, baby

I headcanon Lan Fan as being somewhere between a little fruity and all the way fruity, so I don't think you'd have much to worry about with her

Riza is pretty stoic and never interacts with Ling

I don't like Winry

Let's just picture: Lust is still alive, and begins interacting with Ling cause he has Greed's philosopher's stone

It doesn't even have to be anything inherently romantic. Lust is forced to interact with Ling because he holds her "brother"

But it was one comment from her that set you off

She was in the other room with Greed, and you'd decided to listen in. They were talking about someting with Father and some guy named Hoenheim

"Honestly?" Lust said. "Your new host is really cute...too bad he's so young."

"Hm? Oh, yeah." Greed brushed her comment off and continued the conversation like before

Greed knows you and Ling are a thing and has your back. Plus Ling was freaking the fuck out in their shared headspace.

But, that was enough for you to creep away from the door and sit on the couch. Lust was attractive, and her main game was seducing men to get what she wanted...

What if she wants Ling?

What if she convinces Ling that she's better?

What if Ling changes his mind and wants to be with her instead...?

So many what if's swam through your head. Your heart thumped rapidly in your chest, your lungs feeling like they weren't getting enough air, your eyes stinging with tears as constant images of Ling and Lust together began to haunt you.

Slowly curling up into yourself, you turned so your face was plastered into the couch cushion

The ringing in your ears grew louder and you soon tuned out Lust and Greed, now being replaced by image after image of Ling with Lust

You refused to let tears fall, not wanting to bother Ling with this whenever Lust leaves and Greed puts Ling back

You didn't know how long you'd laid there until a pair of hands landed on your side. You jumped and turned. Ling's eyes were still a mahogany red, which meant Greed was still in control.

"Hey kid. From the look on your face, I'm assuming you heard what Lust said."

"Is it that obvious...?" You say, rubbing your eye.

Greed patted your head. "Sorry, kid."

"Sorry for wha-"

Greed had closed his eyes and allowed Ling to take over again. The prince pounced on you, rubbing his cheek with yours, ecstatic to be back in control

Ling's memory is spotty when Greed is in control, so he didn't know you'd heard Lust's comment

You hesitantly wrapped your arms around Ling, mumbling a low "hi"

Ling paused. "I know that tone. What's wrong, honey?"

Ling, your ever doting boyfriend, looked at you with concern.

"No, I'm...I'm fine."

"You sure? Your breathing heavier than normal..."

You gave Ling a fake smile. "Yeah, yeah."

Ling, not believing you, hugged you tighter. "You can tell me, hun. Nothing's gonna happen, okay?"

You trusted him, of course, but your brain and heart were telling you no... "I...I'm worried I'm gonna lose you to Lust."

son of a bitch-

"Oh...so you heard her?" Ling looks down at you. "Listen, I love you, okay? Not her. She can go try to hook up with someone else for all I care. Besides, this body currently inhabits her brother, so I don't think she's thinking anything in particular..."

Ling snickered at the end, kissing your forehead. "I promise, I'd never let her get close to me. Greed and her just needed to talk about something is all. I love you, okay?"

Numbly, you nodded, laying your head on his chest. "I love you too."

"Now, let's watch a movie and order in, yeah? I'll get your favorite~!"

He suddenly got up and moved to your TV, messing with it, then fiddling with his phone and ordering your favorite food for delivery. As you watched him, you felt the oxygen slowly return to your chest, and your muscles relaxed. You could trust Ling, he loved you. He really did. He wouldn't be doing this if he wasn't.

"Hey, Ling."

"Yeees, sugarplum?" Ling looked up from his spot on the floor.

"I love you."

Ling giggles. "I love you too! Food'll be here in fifteen, okay?"

:0 Your hcs for ling give me life! There's basically nothing out there for him.

Could I request ling yao x reader where the reader has insomnia but is able to sleep easily around Ling. (Bonus if you add in reader being a sleep hugger lol)

OMG OMG YES YES YES I RELATE SO MUCH <33 INSOMNIA GANG RISE UP and awww thank you, anon!!!!

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Content: Gender neutral reader, since anon never specified. Although I refer to reader in the second person anyway, so y'all good :3

Warnings: Uhhh nothing

Notes: Forgive me for all the off-track domestic rambles I went on, I just got back from a long weekend at my boyfriend's place and him and his family are giving me all the love I missed out on as a kid. I love all of them and would do anything to protect them <3

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MMMM insomniacs rise up (me, lol)

Ling from the very beginning of your relationship (and even before tbh) that you'd be up all hours of the night for days on end sometimes

He did worry, but the only response you'd give him was "insomnia"

This man doesn't know boundaries, so he's gonna pry into why you have insomnia

If you tell him its some like, psychological or trauma-induced reason, he wont go further unless you tell him or invite him to ask questions

However, if it's genetic, there's really not much else he can pry about lol

Ling has a bad habit of getting you little plushies and piling them up on your bed, making you send pictures of the plushie collection he's gotten you so he can gush over how cute they are

The first time he comes over, the man bursts into your bedroom (ofc) and with his arms open, yells, "Plush-babies! Daddy's home!"

Speaking of the first time he came over, that was actually the best sleep you had ever gotten

You both were watching a movie, Ling had passed out an hour ago and you were left to your own devices as you laid on his chest

Eventually, your eyelids became heavy and you were knocked out for wayyy more hours than you usually are

You woke up to Ling moving around and the smell of (lunch food) cooking in the air

Ling snickered and kissed you on the cheek. "You slept like a little baby. You even drooled on me a little, see?"

And of course, the darker patch on his shirt was prevalent. You blushed in embarassment "Ling, I- I'm so sorry, I-"

"No, no hun! That just means you slept real good last night."

Ling then spent many, many nights at your house after that

Ling loves coming over after work, showering, then either you or him making dinner, then settling down to bed, having light pillow talk then falling asleep

Ling's never had trouble sleeping; we all know he's the classic "bottomless pit" anime character, and those characters always sleep soundly (and snore loudly) so he'll always fall asleep before you

Your little plush babies will be pushed against the wall, Ling's back or side to them, you either pressed into his chest or his side with his arm over you no matter what

The more you sleep with him (SFW UNDERTONES-) the more sleep habits you develop

One that Ling notices the most, is waking up to you clinging to him for dear life

He's usually awake before you, so he snaps a couple pictures of you sleeping on him, or next to him, while making a funny face if he is in the shot

He'll even tease you about it at the worst times

"I'm gonna get a drink," Ling stands from Ed's couch, then crouches in front of (Y/n). "Come on."

"...Ling, what are you doing?"

"I just figured you'd wanna cling to me? You seem tired."

"Ling-" You blush.

"What?" He grins innocently. "You seem to want to cling to me when we sleep together, so I just figured-"

"LING!"

Ling totally sends those pictures of you to Lan Fan btw (THEY'RE BESTIES OKAY)

Lan Fan knows every bit of your relationship (except for like, the more intimate parts if you know what I mean) and whenever he comes home from your place, she's already got the snacks propped up and goes "Well???" and they squeal as he gushes about you it's so cute lol <3

Ling once woke from a nightmare, in which he relived Fu dying once more, and he could feel your arms tighten even more around him as he jolted awake

He looked down, thinking you were awake, but was grateful that he found you sound asleep against him

He put his hand in your hair and kissed your forehead before snuggling further into your grip and falling asleep once more

Even his parents love you

When he brought you to his home and introduced you to his father, mother, and 49 other step-mothers and all of their children, you figured all the noise would keep you awake all night

Normally, this was usual for you, but you were once again with Ling

When his father walked into your guest bedroom, he was surprised to see Ling next to you, three of your favorite plushies around you two as you sleep soundly in Ling's side. Ling looked up, motioned for his father to keep quiet, and waved hello

Let's say, even the King of Xing thought your tight grip on his son was cute

Hi ! Would you mind doing a NSFW Joey Wheeler x afab gender neutral reader ? :0 (esp a fluff smut-) please !

Oooo my first NSFW ask!! Will do, anon!! <33

So sorry it took some time! I had a bunch of Fullmetal Alchemist asks come in.

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Content: GN reader, but with the use of female genitalia

Warnings: Explicit NSFW 18+ content, creampie, overstim, degradation (calling Joey a dog), detailed smutty scenarios

Notes: WRAP THE TOOL, FOOLS!! You can still get pregnant on the pill!! This is fiction, don't let it influence your irl sex life!! + Pride Joey manga panel I got off the internet lolol. BTW HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY FELLOW LGBTQ+ MEMBERS!!

Minors DNI. Turn back NOW.

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Mmmm okay. So you wanna do the do with Golden Retriever boy, eh?

Good choice ;)

First thing; I can see him being into overstimulation. I don't know why, but I can see it. Especially if he's eating you out.

He loves when you tug at his hair while he eats you out

He also loves when you beg...specifically when he begins to overstimulate you

He's constantly horny, btw

His favorite place to be is between your legs lol

"Oh...Joey- Joey!" You yelped, hands tugging on Joey's blonde locks, his face plastered into your heat.

The lewd squelching noises make your face heat up more in embarrassment, but the way he sucks and licks your clit makes you feel so fucking good.

"Yeah baby? You gonna cum, eh?" Joey lifts his head up, replacing his tongue with his fingers.

You couldn't form coherent sentences, so you resorted to letting out loud moans and bucking your hips back towards his face.

"Heh, can't get enough of me, eh?" Joey teased, then replaced his fingers with his tongue yet again.

That pushed you over the edge. The coil in your lower stomach snapped, Joey quickly putting his mouth over your entrance, sticking his tongue inside to taste every bit of you. After coming down from your high, the pleasure Joey is inflicting on you begins to become unbearable.

"Jo-Joey! C'mon, get...ahh!" You buck your hips and throw your head back as Joey latches onto your clit once more.

"C'mon, I know you got anotha' one in ya!" Joey grins up at you from between your legs.

I can imagine him being a switch as well

When he's all subby, he really likes being praised + degraded. He loves that combo, and backhanded compliments towards him, if he's in that specific mood

He loves when you overstimulate him as well

Remember when I said he's always horny? I mean like, anything gets him going

He's also louder when he's subby hehehehe

"Look at you, a whimpering mess underneath me." You'd say in a sultry tone, hand wrapped firmly around Joey's cock.

You stopped your movements to make him focus on you. The blonde whined, his bare bottom half bucking up towards you to cause friction again. "Nngh...please...!"

"You know, maybe Seto's right. You are a dog."

You'd waited for Joey to utter your mutually agreed safeword, but the way he shuddered under you told you he was in for degrading tonight. You chuckled, now knowing you had a green light. Leaning down to his ear, you began to whisper.

"Whimpering and whining for me...pawing at me all day in front of your friends...don't you think you've humiliated us enough, Wheeler?" You let go of his pulsing cock.

"He-hey! Don't let go...!"

"Answer me first, pup." You demanded.

"Ye-yes...I humiliated you, I-I'm sorry- oh!" Joey's hips twitched as you grabbed his length again.

"Good boy. Now, what is it you want?"

"I...wan' you to ride me..." Joey mumbled.

"I wont move until you speak, boy." You growled in his ear.

"I wan' you to ride me! Right now! Please~!" Joey bucked his hips up, the tip of his length rubbing against your clothed stomach.

"As you wish." You smirked before continuing, making the man moan for you.

Now, if it's praise he wants, he'll make it apparent.

Will especially make you say he's better than Seto if they ran into each other that day

"What do you want?" You asked, pulling off his pants. "Praise or degrading, or both?"

Joey, looking at you with a pout. "Praise, please."

You chuckled and kissed him, gently palming his growing erection through his boxers. "Okay, pretty boy."

Working him with your hands at first, then your mouth, he'd decided he'd had enough foreplay and wanted you on him. Slowly sinking on to him, he'll mumble under his breath, his gaze growing harsh as he watches you sink lower and lower onto his length.

"Joey, baby? What's the matter?" You'd ask in a soft tone once he's all the way in, caressing his cheek.

"Fuckin' Kaiba..." Joey sighs, then looks up at you. "Tell me I'm better than Kaiba."

"Better than Kaiba at what?"

Joey grips your hips and begins to move you up and down. "Better at fucking you than he is."

"O-Oh, is this what this is about? Kaiba insulted you today, didn't he?" You braced your hands on Joey's chest.

"Y-Yeah, baby." Joey grunted, slowly picking up the pace. "Told me he could fuck ya better than I could...that bastard."

You began to moan louder. "Y-You're better than Kaiba...oh..."

His length was hitting every sweet spot you could imagine, dragging along your walls and inflicting delicious pleasure throughout your whole body.

"Yeah...? T-Tell me more...ah..." Joey could feel you begin to tighten around him.

You began to bounce on him more. "Nobody, n-not even Kaiba could - ah! - make me feel as good as you do, Joey...!"

"Only wan' me, right?" Joey sat up, helping you bounce on his lap, panting.

"Ye-yeah! O-Only you!" You whined louder.

Like a switch, Joey began to drift into dom territory. He leaned forward and bit your shoulder, causing you to moan. He then began covering the mark in kisses.

"Gonna ruin ya...for any other man! O-Only me, mine!" Joey began to bounce you faster.

Your moans grew louder and louder, as did his. You held him close and continued telling him how much better he was compared to Kaiba, and soon Joey blindly reached his fingers towards your clit, rubbing in tight circles, making you scream out for him.

"Yeah...yeah, baby!" Joey moans with you. "Tell 'em who you belong to!"

"Joey...! Joey...!"

You throw your head back, and Joey bites the exposed skin, driving you to your climax. Joey groans into your skin as he feels you cum around him, and he looks up at you.

"W-where do you want me to...?"

"In me...please! I'm on the pill..."

And he obeys. He lets out a loud groan of your name, holding you still as he cums inside you. He hides his face in your neck, becoming acutely aware of how sweaty the both of you are, and how shaky your legs have become.

You both stay there for a long while, panting. Once you regain your composure, you begin to grind on Joey.

"Want more...please..."

You then lift yourself up slightly and move back down on his length, causing Joey to hiss through his teeth.

"You want me to stop?" You asked, suddenly stilling your hips.

"No, no baby...keep goin'." He kisses you, and you obey without another word.

Aside from the degradation/praise and overstimulation kink, Joey is pretty vanilla

His favorite position is missionary, it allows him to hold you while he ruts into you, and plus he loves seeing your expression as his cock batters your insides :D

I think I'd be willing to do an NSFW alphabet for Joey...or any of the boys...

Uh- Edward elric x tall s/o? I'm 6'3 so...

Of course! male, female, or gn s/o? any specific plot? :3

Congrats on graduating! Hope you don't mind one more ling request, then I'll cool down for a while lol

Could I request some fluffy protective ling yao headcannons?

Thank you!!! <33 Don't worry about it, you're fine!!

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Content: I did GN reader, since anon never specified <3

Warnings: Creepy men at bars

Notes: I've never had a protective partner, but in certain situations I'm very protective. My current boyfriend is protective when the situation calls for it. So, I apologize if its bad <3

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Hmm, this one is quite the pickle.

I can't really see him as being protective until he goes back home to Xing and becomes Emperor.

Although, that's for obvious reasons. Now that he's the Emperor, he now has enemies. Political and familial.

He's always with you unless absolutely necessary. His most elite and loyal guards are with you if he isn't.

He'll defend you as well from political enemies, like, lets say in a meeting.

"Emperor Yao, are you certain the (Emperor/Empress/Highness) should sit in this matter? I mean, not to disrespect your (husband/wife/spouse), but I intended this meeting to just be between you an-"

"(He/She/They) shall sit in the matter, because this country is just as much of (his/hers/theirs) as it is mine. Now, have a seat."

Or, he would be protective over you with Greed, if Greed ever somehow got a different body than Ling that looks like his identical twin. (just slightly taller-)

"Greed! Will you cut it out?!" Ling yells at him, holding you close.

"What? I just asked for a hug, prince." Greed grins, leaning closer to you.

"I said back off! (He/She/They) doesn't/don't want a hug from you!"

Or if someone looks at you weird in a bar, he'll wrap an arm around you and kiss your temple while making eye contact with the bastard to make it clear you're there with him

This is giving me yandere ideas-

He'll never do that shit with your friends though. He trusts your friends, no matter the gender, because he trusts you wouldn't allow someone to harm you or him, just as he wouldn't

But anyone new entering your life, he may eye them down, but he'll leave that to you. He wont interact with them much

He's not like, crazy levels of protective, he just wants to make sure you're safe

Yes, even if you're taller and stronger than him

He just wants to make sure his sugarplum is in his arms by the end of the day <3

Speaking of, you're always little spoon. Being a prince who has his foot in the door as Emperor, he has a protector role about him when you cuddle

His back to the door, you snug in his arms, and the bat lying peacefully under your bed-

You can always tell when he's protective, too. He obviously doesn't wanna draw attention to a potentially dangerous situation unless he has to, so lets go back to the bar for example.

Some dude is giving you the side eye, and nudges two of his friends and points to you, who are now also side eyeing you

Ling notices and brings you closer, immediately pulling your drink closer to the both of you, as if it hadn't been already

Keeping you away from them is his top priority, so he'll immediately look down at you with a smile and talk about something funny he did with Lan Fan or Ed

You'll be laughing and carrying on, and Ling'll kiss you, complimenting you as he does so. "You look so cute, I could just kiss you- mwah!"

Ling will then whisk you away, abandoning your drinks and losing the men in the dance crowd and successfully getting you away from danger

Or, after political meetings, he'll often ask how you feel. Specifically about that leader you met with.

"Did you feel they disrespected you?"

"Maybe in the way he looked at me, but he could've just been tense from being in the same room as us..."

Ling will nod along with you, both of you elegantly strutting through the palace, leading you to the garden and taking a seat with you, grabbing your hand and kissing it. "I love you, sugarplum. I'm always gonna be here for you, y'hear?"

You'd nod, smiling. "I hear. I love you too, pumpkin."

Fma anon here! I'm so glad to hear that then!! Wish you luck and happiness on the next stage of your life❤️❤️ also, don't worry, I don't mind people getting personal — I think it's very cool that you can feel comfortable enough to say what you want to say!! Also, about the scenarios, is it the ones with the jealous reader? I'm pretty excited to see it hehe (つ✧ω✧)つ I'm not sure what your inbox looks like but I'll always (and always have) open my asks by "fma anon", so that it doesn't get mixed up ^^ hope that's ok!

That's perfectly fine!! And yeah, it was the jealousy scenarios!

Thank you for saying who you are first, there are so many anons in my inbox lol I'm gonna need to come up with names with returning people

Thank you for wishing me luck, and I wish you luck on whatever is happening in your life!! My inbox is always open if you ever wanna talk <33