I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS

Edit: Did you know guys - I actually wrote this horrible thing: here’s the first chapter.

I know that my jokes are painfully unfunny, but there’s no stopping me when I get a stupid idea like this. I tried to make it look more cartoony to save me some time - didn’t work, still spent 3 days drawing it.

For anyone with sense of humor as broken as mine, here is my pitch of an FMA School AU - 80s teen movie style (because that’s all I watched as a kid):

Students: Ed Elric - the angsty, edgy kid who draws horns and pentagrams on school desks, never wears proper uniform and gets into fights with Principal Mustang, about to discover a great conspiracy Al Elric - diligent student who skipped one year, generally tries to follow rules but constantly gets involved in his brother’s trouble Winry - secretly reads automail catalogues in class, teachers pressure her to go to a university, but she’d like to work in a workshop instead Lin Yao & Lan Fan - exchange students from a far away land, they seem nice, but mysterious and keep to themselves - they seem to have a secret agenda… Also, they keep stealing other people’s food Paninya - Winry’s best friend and a trouble child, who’s had run ins with the law in the past Envy - the emo kid who hates everyone and is prone to mean pranks, Ed’s sworn enemy Younger kids in the lower grades: Mei Chang (also exchange student), Selim Bradley (mayor’s son), Nina Tucker (I had to guys, don’t hate me) Staff: Roy Mustang - the principal, who wants to reign in the rebelious students by all means possible, dreams of becoming the mayor Riza Hawkeye - principal’s secretary and assistant, the only person taking care of all the paperwork and school records Olivier Armstrong - the ruthless PE teacher, who tortures her students with insane routines, her motto is ‘survival of the fittest‘ Alex Armstrong - the art teacher, who loves all his students and seems oblivious to the fact that they all hate him Solf J. Kimblee - crazy science teacher, who blows things up and endangers students on regular basis, yet always gets away with it - no one knows how Tim Marcoh - kind-hearted biology teacher, who had a horrible accident that damaged his face, and since kids are the nicest of humans, they tell each other horror stories about the teacher’s supposed criminal past Vato Falman - history teacher, literally no one knows what his teaching is like, because everyone is either asleep or not listening - he tries really hard though Sheshka - school librarian, she can never get the students to return books on time, always lost in her reading

Others: King Bradley - the towns mayor, who advocates for the school to become more elitist and get rid of all the problem children, has some dark secrets Shou Tucker - former biology teacher at the school, fired for unethical behavior - secretly plots revenge Scar - wanted criminal on the run, comes to town to settle things with the people who framed him, gets help from students who uncover a conspiracy and some characters’ dark past Maes Hughes - local sherif and Mustang’s old friend, he suspects that the Mayor is plotting something and manipulating the police force for his own purposes

I can think of more - like Greed running a local motorcycle gang, for example. Or how about the urban legend about Barry The Chopper? Hey, my imagination knows no shame :D

Bonus doodle: Ms Armstrong teaching class. As you can see, I have some unresolved trauma ;<

Since nobody else was gonna say it.

Hello again, I'm the anon who asked for the fma hcs! I'm very sorry, I forgot to mention a few things like what was asked in the masterlist! Is it possible for the hcs to be with a gender neutral reader and fluff? Sorry again and thank you 💕

No problem!! I just started working on your fic, it should be up soon! Thank you, fma anon! <33

Hi! I wasn't sure if my last ask went through so I'm writing this. Thank you for the last hcs, they were amazing!! Really cheered me up after a rough couple of days ╰(*´︶`*)╯ and yes, you do write really fast! At least when I compare it to how I write (it's excruciatingly slow!). Anyways, I really love your writing — thank you again ❤️

Hi fma anon!! Yes, it did. Sorry, I've been UBER busy this past week. An ask of mine that I just put up kept being semi-deleted and I had to re-do it + I did a bunch of grad stuff. Officially graduated yesterday tho, so we good lol <3

KSDJHFJSKH Thank you!!!! Omg, you're spoiling me with all these compliments. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I'm happy to write for you and everyone else!! <3

Hello! I would like to request Ling Yao x female s/o who gets sick with a fever or stomach flu even though she insists she’s fine (she is indeed, not fine)? Thank you!

Yeah!! I just got over COVID last week, so I can relate in the "I say I'm fine but I'm really not" department. (am good now tho dw)

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Content: Fem reader as ststed above <3

Warnings: Detailed symptoms (no like, puking or anything)

Notes: I was so finished to finishing this three times and my entire computer decided to refresh. That, and I've been doing a bunch of graduation prep stuff as of late, and I finally graduated yesterday.

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(Y/n) coughed as she laid on her back, making her quickly switch to her side. Her stomach was churning, threatening to put up whatever she consumed, liquid or solid. She groaned as she clutched her stomach, trying not to dry heave.

Her phone dinged, making her head throb with the sound. Without looking at her phone, she turned off the ringer and closed her eyes. Hopefully that would ease the throbbing. At least she could breathe through her nose still.

Coughing once again, she felt her head throb with every cough that racked her body. She sighed after the coughing fit, hoping to get a nap in. Her coughing had woken her up all throughout the night. As her throat started to ease from the pain of coughing so much, her body finally started to succumb to sleep.

That was, until Ling's ringtone began to scream from her phone. She sighed, feeling the throb in her head intensify as the ringtone persists. Rolling over, she grabbed the phone and answered.

"Hello...?" (Y/n)'s voice was raspy, and cracked a little bit from not using it in a while.

"Honeyyy~! Why haven't you been answering me?" (Y/n) could practically hear Ling's pout over the phone.

"Sorry, Ling, uh..." She didn't wanna tell him she was sick, he'd start fussing over her. "I've just been busy."

"Busy with what? And why does your voice sound like that?"

"Sound like what?" Her voice cracked.

"Like that! It sounds all weird, and you didn't answer my question! What're you busy with?"

"My voice doesn't sound weird, Ling."

She could hear him whine. She sighs again. "Why did you whine, Ling?"

"Because you're not using any nickname!"

"...Sorry, sweetheart. I'm just very busy, okay?"

"Too busy to respond to me?"

"Yeah, 'm sorry." She mumbled, half asleep.

Ling whined again, then gasped. "I'll just come over, then!"

"What? No. Ling, I'm busy. I need to-" She went through another coughing fit. "Shit- sorry swee-"

She was interrupted by her own coughing, it being so loud she didn't hear Ling hanging up the phone. Or, at least, she didn't realize until her coughing fit was over. She sighed and got up, deciding to take medicine again.

"There's no doubt he heard me coughing...he's gonna show up..."

And she was right. Some time later, Ling pounded on the door. The pounding rang through her already throbbing head. She sighed and yelled through the door as best as she could.

"Ling! Please stop!"

"Sweetheart, please open the door! You don't sound well!"

"I'm fine!" She yells back, feeling the pain in her head increase.

"(Y/n)," Ling spoke seriously, ceasing his pounding. "You seriously don't sound well. I heard your coughing fit- you need medicine or a doctor right away."

"Ling, I-" She coughed a little from yelling before. "I'll be okay."

"Can I just please come in? I haven't really heard from you in a few days, and I really miss you..."

Ling spoke with a saddened tone. (Y/n) thought for a moment and sighed once more, unlocking the door and opening it slightly. She was happy to finally see her boyfriend after a while.

"Can you open the door more? I wanna kiss you..."

"No Ling, you'll get sick..."

"So you are sick. Good thing I brought medicine!" Ling held up a grocery bag.

"Ah-! I'm not sick!" (Y/n) fumbled.

Ling pushed past her anyway, and in her weakened state, she couldn't do anything to stop him. Opting to follow her boyfriend into her kitchen, she watched for a second as he took out the items in the bag, placing them on your counter.

(Y/n) hissed as her head continued to throb, so she reached for a glass. Ling snatched it from her hand, kissed her head and filled up the glass with water.

"Drink this, then I'll get you to bed."

"I'm not sick, Ling..." (Y/n) downed the glass of water.

"Sure you aren't." He took the glass and placed it upside down in the sink, then gently guiding his girlfriend back to her bed.

"Ling..."

"I want to hear no argument, okay?" Ling kissed her forehead as she laid down. "I love you~! I'm off to make you some soup."

With that, Ling turned and left out the door. (Y/n) sighed, then smiled, snuggling into her blankets and closing her eyes. Maybe being sick wasn't so bad after all, if Ling was by her side.

Hi ! Would you mind doing a NSFW Joey Wheeler x afab gender neutral reader ? :0 (esp a fluff smut-) please !

Oooo my first NSFW ask!! Will do, anon!! <33

So sorry it took some time! I had a bunch of Fullmetal Alchemist asks come in.

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Content: GN reader, but with the use of female genitalia

Warnings: Explicit NSFW 18+ content, creampie, overstim, degradation (calling Joey a dog), detailed smutty scenarios

Notes: WRAP THE TOOL, FOOLS!! You can still get pregnant on the pill!! This is fiction, don't let it influence your irl sex life!! + Pride Joey manga panel I got off the internet lolol. BTW HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY FELLOW LGBTQ+ MEMBERS!!

Minors DNI. Turn back NOW.

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Mmmm okay. So you wanna do the do with Golden Retriever boy, eh?

Good choice ;)

First thing; I can see him being into overstimulation. I don't know why, but I can see it. Especially if he's eating you out.

He loves when you tug at his hair while he eats you out

He also loves when you beg...specifically when he begins to overstimulate you

He's constantly horny, btw

His favorite place to be is between your legs lol

"Oh...Joey- Joey!" You yelped, hands tugging on Joey's blonde locks, his face plastered into your heat.

The lewd squelching noises make your face heat up more in embarrassment, but the way he sucks and licks your clit makes you feel so fucking good.

"Yeah baby? You gonna cum, eh?" Joey lifts his head up, replacing his tongue with his fingers.

You couldn't form coherent sentences, so you resorted to letting out loud moans and bucking your hips back towards his face.

"Heh, can't get enough of me, eh?" Joey teased, then replaced his fingers with his tongue yet again.

That pushed you over the edge. The coil in your lower stomach snapped, Joey quickly putting his mouth over your entrance, sticking his tongue inside to taste every bit of you. After coming down from your high, the pleasure Joey is inflicting on you begins to become unbearable.

"Jo-Joey! C'mon, get...ahh!" You buck your hips and throw your head back as Joey latches onto your clit once more.

"C'mon, I know you got anotha' one in ya!" Joey grins up at you from between your legs.

I can imagine him being a switch as well

When he's all subby, he really likes being praised + degraded. He loves that combo, and backhanded compliments towards him, if he's in that specific mood

He loves when you overstimulate him as well

Remember when I said he's always horny? I mean like, anything gets him going

He's also louder when he's subby hehehehe

"Look at you, a whimpering mess underneath me." You'd say in a sultry tone, hand wrapped firmly around Joey's cock.

You stopped your movements to make him focus on you. The blonde whined, his bare bottom half bucking up towards you to cause friction again. "Nngh...please...!"

"You know, maybe Seto's right. You are a dog."

You'd waited for Joey to utter your mutually agreed safeword, but the way he shuddered under you told you he was in for degrading tonight. You chuckled, now knowing you had a green light. Leaning down to his ear, you began to whisper.

"Whimpering and whining for me...pawing at me all day in front of your friends...don't you think you've humiliated us enough, Wheeler?" You let go of his pulsing cock.

"He-hey! Don't let go...!"

"Answer me first, pup." You demanded.

"Ye-yes...I humiliated you, I-I'm sorry- oh!" Joey's hips twitched as you grabbed his length again.

"Good boy. Now, what is it you want?"

"I...wan' you to ride me..." Joey mumbled.

"I wont move until you speak, boy." You growled in his ear.

"I wan' you to ride me! Right now! Please~!" Joey bucked his hips up, the tip of his length rubbing against your clothed stomach.

"As you wish." You smirked before continuing, making the man moan for you.

Now, if it's praise he wants, he'll make it apparent.

Will especially make you say he's better than Seto if they ran into each other that day

"What do you want?" You asked, pulling off his pants. "Praise or degrading, or both?"

Joey, looking at you with a pout. "Praise, please."

You chuckled and kissed him, gently palming his growing erection through his boxers. "Okay, pretty boy."

Working him with your hands at first, then your mouth, he'd decided he'd had enough foreplay and wanted you on him. Slowly sinking on to him, he'll mumble under his breath, his gaze growing harsh as he watches you sink lower and lower onto his length.

"Joey, baby? What's the matter?" You'd ask in a soft tone once he's all the way in, caressing his cheek.

"Fuckin' Kaiba..." Joey sighs, then looks up at you. "Tell me I'm better than Kaiba."

"Better than Kaiba at what?"

Joey grips your hips and begins to move you up and down. "Better at fucking you than he is."

"O-Oh, is this what this is about? Kaiba insulted you today, didn't he?" You braced your hands on Joey's chest.

"Y-Yeah, baby." Joey grunted, slowly picking up the pace. "Told me he could fuck ya better than I could...that bastard."

You began to moan louder. "Y-You're better than Kaiba...oh..."

His length was hitting every sweet spot you could imagine, dragging along your walls and inflicting delicious pleasure throughout your whole body.

"Yeah...? T-Tell me more...ah..." Joey could feel you begin to tighten around him.

You began to bounce on him more. "Nobody, n-not even Kaiba could - ah! - make me feel as good as you do, Joey...!"

"Only wan' me, right?" Joey sat up, helping you bounce on his lap, panting.

"Ye-yeah! O-Only you!" You whined louder.

Like a switch, Joey began to drift into dom territory. He leaned forward and bit your shoulder, causing you to moan. He then began covering the mark in kisses.

"Gonna ruin ya...for any other man! O-Only me, mine!" Joey began to bounce you faster.

Your moans grew louder and louder, as did his. You held him close and continued telling him how much better he was compared to Kaiba, and soon Joey blindly reached his fingers towards your clit, rubbing in tight circles, making you scream out for him.

"Yeah...yeah, baby!" Joey moans with you. "Tell 'em who you belong to!"

"Joey...! Joey...!"

You throw your head back, and Joey bites the exposed skin, driving you to your climax. Joey groans into your skin as he feels you cum around him, and he looks up at you.

"W-where do you want me to...?"

"In me...please! I'm on the pill..."

And he obeys. He lets out a loud groan of your name, holding you still as he cums inside you. He hides his face in your neck, becoming acutely aware of how sweaty the both of you are, and how shaky your legs have become.

You both stay there for a long while, panting. Once you regain your composure, you begin to grind on Joey.

"Want more...please..."

You then lift yourself up slightly and move back down on his length, causing Joey to hiss through his teeth.

"You want me to stop?" You asked, suddenly stilling your hips.

"No, no baby...keep goin'." He kisses you, and you obey without another word.

Aside from the degradation/praise and overstimulation kink, Joey is pretty vanilla

His favorite position is missionary, it allows him to hold you while he ruts into you, and plus he loves seeing your expression as his cock batters your insides :D

I think I'd be willing to do an NSFW alphabet for Joey...or any of the boys...