Since Nobody Else Was Gonna Say It.

Since nobody else was gonna say it.

Hi ! Would you mind doing a NSFW Joey Wheeler x afab gender neutral reader ? :0 (esp a fluff smut-) please !

Oooo my first NSFW ask!! Will do, anon!! <33

So sorry it took some time! I had a bunch of Fullmetal Alchemist asks come in.

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Content: GN reader, but with the use of female genitalia

Warnings: Explicit NSFW 18+ content, creampie, overstim, degradation (calling Joey a dog), detailed smutty scenarios

Notes: WRAP THE TOOL, FOOLS!! You can still get pregnant on the pill!! This is fiction, don't let it influence your irl sex life!! + Pride Joey manga panel I got off the internet lolol. BTW HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY FELLOW LGBTQ+ MEMBERS!!

Minors DNI. Turn back NOW.

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Mmmm okay. So you wanna do the do with Golden Retriever boy, eh?

Good choice ;)

First thing; I can see him being into overstimulation. I don't know why, but I can see it. Especially if he's eating you out.

He loves when you tug at his hair while he eats you out

He also loves when you beg...specifically when he begins to overstimulate you

He's constantly horny, btw

His favorite place to be is between your legs lol

"Oh...Joey- Joey!" You yelped, hands tugging on Joey's blonde locks, his face plastered into your heat.

The lewd squelching noises make your face heat up more in embarrassment, but the way he sucks and licks your clit makes you feel so fucking good.

"Yeah baby? You gonna cum, eh?" Joey lifts his head up, replacing his tongue with his fingers.

You couldn't form coherent sentences, so you resorted to letting out loud moans and bucking your hips back towards his face.

"Heh, can't get enough of me, eh?" Joey teased, then replaced his fingers with his tongue yet again.

That pushed you over the edge. The coil in your lower stomach snapped, Joey quickly putting his mouth over your entrance, sticking his tongue inside to taste every bit of you. After coming down from your high, the pleasure Joey is inflicting on you begins to become unbearable.

"Jo-Joey! C'mon, get...ahh!" You buck your hips and throw your head back as Joey latches onto your clit once more.

"C'mon, I know you got anotha' one in ya!" Joey grins up at you from between your legs.

I can imagine him being a switch as well

When he's all subby, he really likes being praised + degraded. He loves that combo, and backhanded compliments towards him, if he's in that specific mood

He loves when you overstimulate him as well

Remember when I said he's always horny? I mean like, anything gets him going

He's also louder when he's subby hehehehe

"Look at you, a whimpering mess underneath me." You'd say in a sultry tone, hand wrapped firmly around Joey's cock.

You stopped your movements to make him focus on you. The blonde whined, his bare bottom half bucking up towards you to cause friction again. "Nngh...please...!"

"You know, maybe Seto's right. You are a dog."

You'd waited for Joey to utter your mutually agreed safeword, but the way he shuddered under you told you he was in for degrading tonight. You chuckled, now knowing you had a green light. Leaning down to his ear, you began to whisper.

"Whimpering and whining for me...pawing at me all day in front of your friends...don't you think you've humiliated us enough, Wheeler?" You let go of his pulsing cock.

"He-hey! Don't let go...!"

"Answer me first, pup." You demanded.

"Ye-yes...I humiliated you, I-I'm sorry- oh!" Joey's hips twitched as you grabbed his length again.

"Good boy. Now, what is it you want?"

"I...wan' you to ride me..." Joey mumbled.

"I wont move until you speak, boy." You growled in his ear.

"I wan' you to ride me! Right now! Please~!" Joey bucked his hips up, the tip of his length rubbing against your clothed stomach.

"As you wish." You smirked before continuing, making the man moan for you.

Now, if it's praise he wants, he'll make it apparent.

Will especially make you say he's better than Seto if they ran into each other that day

"What do you want?" You asked, pulling off his pants. "Praise or degrading, or both?"

Joey, looking at you with a pout. "Praise, please."

You chuckled and kissed him, gently palming his growing erection through his boxers. "Okay, pretty boy."

Working him with your hands at first, then your mouth, he'd decided he'd had enough foreplay and wanted you on him. Slowly sinking on to him, he'll mumble under his breath, his gaze growing harsh as he watches you sink lower and lower onto his length.

"Joey, baby? What's the matter?" You'd ask in a soft tone once he's all the way in, caressing his cheek.

"Fuckin' Kaiba..." Joey sighs, then looks up at you. "Tell me I'm better than Kaiba."

"Better than Kaiba at what?"

Joey grips your hips and begins to move you up and down. "Better at fucking you than he is."

"O-Oh, is this what this is about? Kaiba insulted you today, didn't he?" You braced your hands on Joey's chest.

"Y-Yeah, baby." Joey grunted, slowly picking up the pace. "Told me he could fuck ya better than I could...that bastard."

You began to moan louder. "Y-You're better than Kaiba...oh..."

His length was hitting every sweet spot you could imagine, dragging along your walls and inflicting delicious pleasure throughout your whole body.

"Yeah...? T-Tell me more...ah..." Joey could feel you begin to tighten around him.

You began to bounce on him more. "Nobody, n-not even Kaiba could - ah! - make me feel as good as you do, Joey...!"

"Only wan' me, right?" Joey sat up, helping you bounce on his lap, panting.

"Ye-yeah! O-Only you!" You whined louder.

Like a switch, Joey began to drift into dom territory. He leaned forward and bit your shoulder, causing you to moan. He then began covering the mark in kisses.

"Gonna ruin ya...for any other man! O-Only me, mine!" Joey began to bounce you faster.

Your moans grew louder and louder, as did his. You held him close and continued telling him how much better he was compared to Kaiba, and soon Joey blindly reached his fingers towards your clit, rubbing in tight circles, making you scream out for him.

"Yeah...yeah, baby!" Joey moans with you. "Tell 'em who you belong to!"

"Joey...! Joey...!"

You throw your head back, and Joey bites the exposed skin, driving you to your climax. Joey groans into your skin as he feels you cum around him, and he looks up at you.

"W-where do you want me to...?"

"In me...please! I'm on the pill..."

And he obeys. He lets out a loud groan of your name, holding you still as he cums inside you. He hides his face in your neck, becoming acutely aware of how sweaty the both of you are, and how shaky your legs have become.

You both stay there for a long while, panting. Once you regain your composure, you begin to grind on Joey.

"Want more...please..."

You then lift yourself up slightly and move back down on his length, causing Joey to hiss through his teeth.

"You want me to stop?" You asked, suddenly stilling your hips.

"No, no baby...keep goin'." He kisses you, and you obey without another word.

Aside from the degradation/praise and overstimulation kink, Joey is pretty vanilla

His favorite position is missionary, it allows him to hold you while he ruts into you, and plus he loves seeing your expression as his cock batters your insides :D

I think I'd be willing to do an NSFW alphabet for Joey...or any of the boys...

Uh- Edward elric x tall s/o? I'm 6'3 so...

Of course! male, female, or gn s/o? any specific plot? :3

OMG THE LAST HCS WERE SOO GOOD( ꈍᴗꈍ)( ꈍᴗꈍ) I really like your writing, it's very comforting. And yes, you write pretty fast! To do even half your work, I probably have to write for a few days (perfectionism obliges).

I come here with another idea! Not yet modern!Ling ideas tho (but I'll request it if you're not tired of me by that time haha x)) I was thinking of hcs or a scenario with Ling and a jealous reader. Not the cute kind of jealous, or the mad kind— more of the anxious, scared kind of jealous. Like (gn)reader having serious self esteem issues but not wanting to like restrain their partner, scared of losing them type of deal. Angst? Fluff? Comfort? I say you decide what you'd prefer. Thank you very much!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤️

AAAAAAA THANK YOUUU <3333 And of course I'm not tired of you!! I'll never tire of you and lil' Ling!!

Sorry this took me a bit! The boyfriend got sick and I've been taking care of him

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Content: Ling Yao x GN reader!

Warnings: Detailed process of a panic attack, doubtful thoughts, but GREED COMES TO THE RESCUE, also Lust is her own warning tbh (I love her but damn-)

Notes: I've been mentally not feeling it, and I relate a little too hard to this ask, as sometimes I'll get like this with my boyfriend. I used the end to comfort myself lol. Dw, my boyfriend treats me right!! My brain is just a silly little goose trying to process 10 years of trauma lol

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Ling isn't gonna notice baby boy, baby

I headcanon Lan Fan as being somewhere between a little fruity and all the way fruity, so I don't think you'd have much to worry about with her

Riza is pretty stoic and never interacts with Ling

I don't like Winry

Let's just picture: Lust is still alive, and begins interacting with Ling cause he has Greed's philosopher's stone

It doesn't even have to be anything inherently romantic. Lust is forced to interact with Ling because he holds her "brother"

But it was one comment from her that set you off

She was in the other room with Greed, and you'd decided to listen in. They were talking about someting with Father and some guy named Hoenheim

"Honestly?" Lust said. "Your new host is really cute...too bad he's so young."

"Hm? Oh, yeah." Greed brushed her comment off and continued the conversation like before

Greed knows you and Ling are a thing and has your back. Plus Ling was freaking the fuck out in their shared headspace.

But, that was enough for you to creep away from the door and sit on the couch. Lust was attractive, and her main game was seducing men to get what she wanted...

What if she wants Ling?

What if she convinces Ling that she's better?

What if Ling changes his mind and wants to be with her instead...?

So many what if's swam through your head. Your heart thumped rapidly in your chest, your lungs feeling like they weren't getting enough air, your eyes stinging with tears as constant images of Ling and Lust together began to haunt you.

Slowly curling up into yourself, you turned so your face was plastered into the couch cushion

The ringing in your ears grew louder and you soon tuned out Lust and Greed, now being replaced by image after image of Ling with Lust

You refused to let tears fall, not wanting to bother Ling with this whenever Lust leaves and Greed puts Ling back

You didn't know how long you'd laid there until a pair of hands landed on your side. You jumped and turned. Ling's eyes were still a mahogany red, which meant Greed was still in control.

"Hey kid. From the look on your face, I'm assuming you heard what Lust said."

"Is it that obvious...?" You say, rubbing your eye.

Greed patted your head. "Sorry, kid."

"Sorry for wha-"

Greed had closed his eyes and allowed Ling to take over again. The prince pounced on you, rubbing his cheek with yours, ecstatic to be back in control

Ling's memory is spotty when Greed is in control, so he didn't know you'd heard Lust's comment

You hesitantly wrapped your arms around Ling, mumbling a low "hi"

Ling paused. "I know that tone. What's wrong, honey?"

Ling, your ever doting boyfriend, looked at you with concern.

"No, I'm...I'm fine."

"You sure? Your breathing heavier than normal..."

You gave Ling a fake smile. "Yeah, yeah."

Ling, not believing you, hugged you tighter. "You can tell me, hun. Nothing's gonna happen, okay?"

You trusted him, of course, but your brain and heart were telling you no... "I...I'm worried I'm gonna lose you to Lust."

son of a bitch-

"Oh...so you heard her?" Ling looks down at you. "Listen, I love you, okay? Not her. She can go try to hook up with someone else for all I care. Besides, this body currently inhabits her brother, so I don't think she's thinking anything in particular..."

Ling snickered at the end, kissing your forehead. "I promise, I'd never let her get close to me. Greed and her just needed to talk about something is all. I love you, okay?"

Numbly, you nodded, laying your head on his chest. "I love you too."

"Now, let's watch a movie and order in, yeah? I'll get your favorite~!"

He suddenly got up and moved to your TV, messing with it, then fiddling with his phone and ordering your favorite food for delivery. As you watched him, you felt the oxygen slowly return to your chest, and your muscles relaxed. You could trust Ling, he loved you. He really did. He wouldn't be doing this if he wasn't.

"Hey, Ling."

"Yeees, sugarplum?" Ling looked up from his spot on the floor.

"I love you."

Ling giggles. "I love you too! Food'll be here in fifteen, okay?"

Same Fma anon as yesterday!! Thank you so much for the hcs! They were lovely, I like them so much :D I was so surprised by how quick you write, too. It's amazing!!

Since I'm a sucker for Ling and there's not nearly enough content about him, allow me to request another fluff hcs (I have so many ideas haha) but perhaps about a theater kid reader (gender neutral) who's stressed before the play? Thank you again for your work ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

HIII NO PROBLEM!! YES YES OF COURSE!!! I LOVE LING, YOUR ASKS GIVE ME LIFE <333 and akhdjj THANK YOUUU!! Do I really write fast-?

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Content: Gender neutral theatre kid reader! :DD

Warnings: Mentions of past violence (not towards reader)

Notes: I finished high school on Friday, but the weekend before that my old high school did a play and all my theatre friends were losing their minds over it. I was never a theatre kid, but a part of me always kinda wanted to do it in high school. Instead, I was the writing, drawing, weeb kid lol

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LINGGGGGG MY BELOVED <333

Ling is a pretty eccentric person, I wouldn't be surprised if modern day Ling would be a theatre kid tbh (the whole cast of fma would be, don't deny it)

AYO MODERN DAY LING HCS NEXT???? sorry, I'm getting off track

You'd be backstage, trying to get your makeup and everything together, the friends you had that stayed backstage also trying to help

The buildup to opening night was so stressful.

Tech week had been awful, a few sets even broke mid-week, because two guys started a fight over a fucking color

Those sets had to be pushed to the side so everyone could finish the rest, get props ready, costumes, etc. and were finally hurriedly fixed at the end of the week

Multiple cast members harshly critiqued others on their acting skills or commented on some costumes and props, no matter how accurate they were to (the original media/the scriptwriters' initial vision)

You knew the shows break time would be the worst, you just hoped cast members wouldn't get into any fights

Your phone pinged, and immediately you grabbed it. It was Ling, your boyfriend

"Hey, I'm here! Where r u?" - the message reads

"Backstage" - your message reads

Almost immediately, the door gets kicked down, and there stands your boyfriend with a goofy grin

"Hi hon! Oh, you look stressed." Ling falters a bit, then gently grabs your arms and stands close to you. "Are you alright? Should I have brought more (favorite treat)?"

Ling had noticed before opening night how stressed you had been

So, being the amazing boyfriend he is, he was by your side whenever he could

He was cuddling you, giving you your favorite sweets, watching whatever shows you wanted to watch, giving you so much affection leading up to opening night; Ling was your saving grace

"No, no, it's fine. I'm really just nervous about the break."

"Oh," He draws out. "Okay. Well, if you want me back here then, I can do that."

"I don't think you're allowed." You giggle.

"I have my ways, hon." Ling embraces you, giving you a kiss.

Your friend going on stage with you knocked on the door and walked in. "Oh! (Y/n), sorry. Just came in here to say we're going on in five."

"Okay, thank you (friend name)."

They gave you a thumbs up and left. You turned back to Ling.

"You should head to your seat."

"I got front row, so you better blow a kiss or two at me." Ling teased, kissing you again and squeezing you in his embrace.

You laughed. "I expect nothing less, my lovely prince."

You both share one last kiss before Ling reluctantly pulls away. "I'll be back here at half time."

You laughed and nodded, waving him off. "I'll see you in the crowd."

"I wont blink for a second."

"...Ling, you keep your eyes closed."

At that, Ling opened his eyes. "I'll just have to keep 'em open, yeah?"

He then stuck his tongue out at you, making you giggle again. He then moved to the door.

"I love you, and your lovely laugh. I will see you at half time."

Ling then blows you a kiss before leaving, making you giggle again.

"Yeah...with you, I just might." You'd whisper, before adding on any finishing touches before joining everybody behind the curtain.

Omg requests are open for someone writing for fma?? Sign me in!!

Could I ask for relationship hcs for Ling Yao, please? Thank you a lot in advance 💕💕

OMG I DID NOT EXPECT TO GET A FMA REQUEST THIS QUICKLY; OFC!!!!!! <3

Content: gender neutral reader, LOTS OF FLUFF

Warnings: Some profanity

Notes: LING YAO MY BELOVED <333 I had a lot of fun doing this!! If you want a part two or anything else, please feel free to let me know!

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Okay. Okay.

HE'S SO GOOFY?! LIKE-

He almost never takes things seriously. We love that about him tho

HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE he cannot sit still. Until he's forced to, then he actually can for a while. It's a little scary.

His hands always somehow find their way on you

On your waist, on your shoulder, the top of your head, in your hand, anywhere so long as it's on you

He cannot keep off of you for very long, unless you're in the middle of a battle

But even then, he's keeping an eye on you

Not one for kissing much in public, but when it's you two? Oh my

He will kiss you until you're dizzy, then walk away like he didn't maul your lips with his for the past forty-five minutes.

Cannot sleep unless you're in his arms. You're like his body pillow lol

Very cuddly sleeper. He will cling to you like a koala. Arms tucked tight around your torso, legs locked around your waist, you are going nowhere.

He's got so many inside jokes with you, dear lord...

After the events of the anime, he'd definitely try to convince you to come with him to Xing

"(Y/n), please!" Ling begs on his knees.

"I...Ling..."

"Please...?" Ling's pleading gaze would meet yours, which is a rare occurence.

"...Alright, Ling. You got me. I'll come with y-"

"YES! YES! I LOVE YOU!"

Oh! The first time he admits he loves you is definitely because of Greed btw

Greed definitely fucks with both of you btw

You and Ling will be making out and Greed will switch IN THE MIDDLE OF IT sometimes

"Oh my~! Was I interrupting something...?" Greedling grins at you.

"Bring Ling back, Greed!" You'd complain.

Greed will flirt with you to fuck with Ling, and all Ling can do is pout in the little space they share in his head.

"I swear, kid, if you don't tell her you love her soon, I might just have to snatch her from you." Greed would taunt Ling.

Ling's wanted to say it for a while, and that pushed him to finally do it. "SHUT UP GREED! I LOVE YOU, (Y/N)!"

"You don't have to shout, Ling...I love you too though." <3

HE WAS DUMBFOUNDED THAT YOU SAID IT BACK. His jaw dropped and he gaped at you before embracing you and kissing happily.

Yeah, he's usually goofy, but if you're upset or want him to be serious about something, he will. He's still a prince afterall, he's been through the whole etiquitte training stuff.

Although, you're really the only person (besides the people he fights) that sees a truly serious side of him

If Greed takes over for him in battle, or really just in general, Ling will always ask to make sure Greed looks out for you. Gets pissy if Greed fucks with you, and will happily cuddle with you when he gets back <3