I'm Not Sure If He's An Option But Can I Request Like Original Greed Headcannons? There's So Little For

I'm not sure if he's an option but can I request like original greed headcannons? There's so little for that beautiful man I swear. Also if not that's ok too!! Have a good day!!

Oh, I thought I put him on my masterlist! Apologies, anon! He is an option <3

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Content: GN reader :D

Warnings: Greed (lol)

Notes: Apologies for the short pause in posts, got a little burnt out + had some irl stuff to attend to.

Edit 6/17/22: An anon messaged me about the artist. The picture below belongs to @ud-pbt :)

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General HC's:

I don't know why, but I feel like our man here loves ramen

The beef packs, mainly

While he boasts about wanting money, power, women, sex, status, glory...etc. he actually doesn't like fine dining too much

Don't get me wrong, he loves a 5 star meal and some good ass wine, but in a professional setting? He cannot do that often. He's too casual for shit like that

I headcanon that he's got pretty bad ADHD (could just be me projecting LMAOO)

Mans is always fidgeting and moving

He can't sit still. He's either twirling something in his hand, tapping his feet together, cracking his knuckles, pacing around, etc.

Martel hates when he paces around but he literally cannot help it

Makes too many jokes. "Your mom" ones in particular

Very impulsive, especially when buying things

Also can be very very petty. You do shit to him, and it’s on

Relationship HC’s:

Mean to everyone but you trope

Will absolutely tease you, though

Wont ever voice it, but he craves domesticity

He'll come over just to lay on top of you and scroll through his phone while you run your fingers through his hair and watch a show

Y'know those videos those girls take of their boyfriends, where they're all cutesy n whatever? Then the boys notice the camera and whip away and act all tough again? He's one of those dudes

But in public, you're rarely seen apart. He always has an arm around your shoulders, and when he doesn't, you're always to remain within eyesight of him. What's his is his afterall

His friends know the gig is up though. Martel once caught him calling you "honey" instead of "babe" and told everyone

Speaking of, Greed will only address you by your name or "babe" in front of his friends

Will ramble to you about something and randomly switch to a different topic in the middle of what he was saying

Loves to wrap his arms around your stomach to keep you close, especially while you cuddle

Is the clingiest when y'all cuddle

He's always big spoon btw most of the time

On some nights, if something went wrong during the day, he'll let you hold him while his face is in your chest (lol)

Takes you on dates a lot

Will randomly get you flowers, face flushed and embarrassed. He wont look at you until you take them

All in all: a big baby for you lol

I can never thank you enough for all the good things your work has brought, the bonds and the fun in the story reflected on us and changed the lives of many. I know I wouldn’t have done half of the things I did in the past years if it weren’t for the adventure, art and characters you created and the passion and love you showed for your creations.

I, like thousands upon thousands of fans, have made so many new friends and met so many incredible and talented people thanks to you and I’ll forever be grateful to you for that.

 Rest in peace Sensei.⭐

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

K seto kaiba is still cute to me even after all these years.

omg I love ypur writing!! If you're still taking requests, could I ask for some relationship hcs for Scar with a short male s/o? :^o

AHDJFHSK THANK YOU, ANON!! AND YES, YES I CAN!!!

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Content: Male reader!!

Warnings: Some of my own personal relations are in here

Notes: I know I said in a previous post that I'd clear out my Transformers requests then move on to my newest requests, but this one I felt like I just had to do right away. Also these headcanons are all over the place lol

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Okay first thing, and no I will not be taking criticism on this, but Scar adopted Mei

This might also be me projecting, but for some context I grew up with single parents, and my mom was way more protective than my dad, so she'd date a guy for a while before introducing him to us. I only met two guys she's ever dated. It's a trust thing, and my mom had real bad trust issues

So, with that context, Scar would do the same thing with Mei

Yeah he'd talk about little Mei in passing, but you wouldn't meet her unless you've been dating him for a long time

Scar isn't very PDA oriented

He isn't very affectionate overall, really. Unless he's tired or drunk

Scar is a very private man, and he guards his past with a fierce aggression. He doesn't like talking about it

It would be a slow burn romance with him in the first place. He needs to trust you a significant amount before he even thinks about crossing into romantic territory with you

Back to the "not very affectionate" point, Scar would settle for small amounts of affection, but for the most part he wont initiate anything

He'll let you tug on him, kiss him, love him however much you want. But he wont return it in public. Behind closed doors and away from Mei? He'll return it, but casually

Will tease you about how you're shorter than him btw

Will absolutely rest his arm on your head and say "hello, my arm rest"

Scar's very strong, so he'll easily lift you up and place you on his lap or just hold you while walking somewhere

I'm fanning my face just thinking about it, tbh

While Scar isn't affectionate, he is slightly playful

He also likes being close to you

If he's jealous, he'll stand behind you with a glare, making it clear that you're his

If that doesn't work (idk how it wouldn't) he'd verbally say it

"He's mine."

After that, he'd most likely drag you away and do something else

He's gonna be super nervous when he has you meet Mei for the first time

Not because he doesn't trust you - if he didn't you wouldn't be in a relationship, much less meeting Mei

But it's mainly because he wants Mei to approve of you

That's another thing my mom would do - she would ask me and my siblings if we approved of the guy after he left, and told us she'd break up with him if we didn't

I feel like Scar would do that, too. Yeah it'd break his heart, but he has to think of his daughter and make sure she feels safe before himself

Thankfully, Mei and you would get along just fine

Mei wants to spend a bunch of time with you, and loves going to the park

I think it would be a year after you first meet Mei that Scar would ask you to move in

Scar's heart warms up and he gets the softest smile on his face when he sees you and Mei passed out on the couch, My Little Pony blasting on the TV

In the mornings, Scar will make fun of you for your bed head, but will gladly help you comb/brush/style your hair however you want (unless you don't have hair, then pop off, King <3)

Scar will also be more affectionate in the morning, but he's physically affectionate

Holding you from behind while you make breakfast for you, Scar and Mei, kissing your cheek before going to shower, sitting impossibly close together while you eat breakfast, Mei across from you two

When Scar is drunk, like I said earlier, he's a lot more affectionate than usual. He'll make out with you (obviously not in public or around Mei. Don't drink around minors, y'all) and paw at your body, but he wont do anything without your consent

When he's sleepy, he's a lot more calm about it. Instead he'll scoop you up in his arms and hold you. His head is in your neck, innocent kisses being placed there as he holds your body flush to his, tangling your legs with his, etc.

The most he'll do in front of Mei is holding your hand and sitting impossibly close with you. He doesn't feel comfortable kissing in front of his child

Mikey: Oh! Raph how was your day?

Raph: HORRIBLE! And stop interrogating me!

Mikey: Mine was great. Thanks for asking.