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I'm not sure if he's an option but can I request like original greed headcannons? There's so little for that beautiful man I swear. Also if not that's ok too!! Have a good day!!
Oh, I thought I put him on my masterlist! Apologies, anon! He is an option <3
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Content: GN reader :D
Warnings: Greed (lol)
Notes: Apologies for the short pause in posts, got a little burnt out + had some irl stuff to attend to.
Edit 6/17/22: An anon messaged me about the artist. The picture below belongs to @ud-pbt :)
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General HC's:
I don't know why, but I feel like our man here loves ramen
The beef packs, mainly
While he boasts about wanting money, power, women, sex, status, glory...etc. he actually doesn't like fine dining too much
Don't get me wrong, he loves a 5 star meal and some good ass wine, but in a professional setting? He cannot do that often. He's too casual for shit like that
I headcanon that he's got pretty bad ADHD (could just be me projecting LMAOO)
Mans is always fidgeting and moving
He can't sit still. He's either twirling something in his hand, tapping his feet together, cracking his knuckles, pacing around, etc.
Martel hates when he paces around but he literally cannot help it
Makes too many jokes. "Your mom" ones in particular
Very impulsive, especially when buying things
Also can be very very petty. You do shit to him, and it’s on
Relationship HC’s:
Mean to everyone but you trope
Will absolutely tease you, though
Wont ever voice it, but he craves domesticity
He'll come over just to lay on top of you and scroll through his phone while you run your fingers through his hair and watch a show
Y'know those videos those girls take of their boyfriends, where they're all cutesy n whatever? Then the boys notice the camera and whip away and act all tough again? He's one of those dudes
But in public, you're rarely seen apart. He always has an arm around your shoulders, and when he doesn't, you're always to remain within eyesight of him. What's his is his afterall
His friends know the gig is up though. Martel once caught him calling you "honey" instead of "babe" and told everyone
Speaking of, Greed will only address you by your name or "babe" in front of his friends
Will ramble to you about something and randomly switch to a different topic in the middle of what he was saying
Loves to wrap his arms around your stomach to keep you close, especially while you cuddle
Is the clingiest when y'all cuddle
He's always big spoon btw most of the time
On some nights, if something went wrong during the day, he'll let you hold him while his face is in your chest (lol)
Takes you on dates a lot
Will randomly get you flowers, face flushed and embarrassed. He wont look at you until you take them
All in all: a big baby for you lol
Let's talk about Greed
ohhhh I haven't even gotten into all the ways Greed looking out at the crowd of people he loves and saying "yeah, this is good, this is enough" while he fades away, has damaged me irreparably.
Like the LITERAL embodiment of the greed of a megalomaniac looking out at this rag tag group of deeply traumatized adults and teens who he has spent almost every moment arguing with and saying "this, this right here, this is enough. I have enough"
I reached new levels of mental instability. I think about it daily. It haunts everything I do because how could someone come up with something so simple yet earth shatteringly poetic.
He's Greed the fucking avaricious and he's dying and this is enough. How could it not be? Everyone that loves him is right here, what else could he want.
Close enough, welcome back Greed the Avaricious
MOXIE'S BLORBO SHOWDOWN, ROUND 1:
Who's the most dramatic of them all?
MOXIE'S BLORBO SHOWDOWN, ROUND 2:
Which one of these semi-possessed bodysharing duos is better?
a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*
me: i want him so bad
Sibling Skirmish - by ME
New Hair Style - by ME
Greed - by ME
An Unexpected Circumstance - by ME