Percy: *screaming*

Percy: *screaming*

Annabeth: What's wrong?!

Percy: A fly flew into my ear! Its eating my brain!!

Nico: It's gonna starve

Percy: *Hits arm on the table*

Percy: Ow! My armkle!

Piper: Your what?

Annabeth: His wrist

Percy: What's the paste tense of William Shakespeare?

Hazel: There's no-

Leo: William SHOOKspeare

Frank: But that's not ho-

Piper: WOULDiam SHOOKspeare

Jason: *Sigh* Babe it doesn't work li-

Percy: WOULDiWAS SHOOKspeare

Annabeth: Please sto-

Percy, Leo and Piper: *Looks at each other and gasps* WOULDIWAS SHOOKSPEARED!

Percy: Leo, I dare you t-

Calypso: Leo isn't allowed to take dares

Percy: Why not?

Calypso: Leo?

Leo:*sigh* I have no regards for my personal safety

Headcanon

Frank and Hazel call each other with the cutest nicknames

Watching a sad movie:

Piper: Jason are you crying?

Jason: No! Something just got stuck in my eyes!

Annabeth: Percy are you crying?

Percy: No! My eyes are just sweating a little!

Annabeth: Where’s Frank?

Hazel: He ran out sobbing a few minutes ago cause he didn’t want me to see him cry

Calypso: Leo are you crying?

Leo: No! I just- he just- H-HE TO WAKE HIM UP *sobs into Calypso’s embrace* BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!

Nico: FOR HADES SAKE! IT’S JUST THE LION KING!