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Percy: What's the paste tense of William Shakespeare?
Hazel: There's no-
Leo: William SHOOKspeare
Frank: But that's not ho-
Piper: WOULDiam SHOOKspeare
Jason: *Sigh* Babe it doesn't work li-
Percy: WOULDiWAS SHOOKspeare
Annabeth: Please sto-
Percy, Leo and Piper: *Looks at each other and gasps* WOULDIWAS SHOOKSPEARED!
Nico: I have decided to be cremated
Will: When you die?
Nico: No, like whenever. Surprise me
Headcanon
Frank and Hazel call each other with the cutest nicknames
Hazel: *Looking at a hazelnut* What if one day, I suddenly turn into a hazelnut and I couldn’t scream or do anything about it because I’m just a hazelnut
Leo:
Frank: Are you okay?
Octavian: I did a bad thing
Reyna: Does it affect me?
Octavian: No, bu-
Jason: Does it affect any camp?
Octavian: No, but sti-
Percy: Does it end the world?
Octavian: It’s doesn’t, bu-
Reyna: Then suffer in silence
Nico: Do you ever just want to gently hold someone’s face in your hands, looks into their eyes lovingly and then violently jerk their head to a right angle and snap their neck?
Everyone: ...
Jason: Well that took an unexpected turn
Leo: So did their neck
Percy: *laughing* I’m dying
Annabeth: So is that person
Arguments in the Argo II
Piper rants in France French
Jason rants in Latin
Leo rants in Spanish
Hazel rants in Louisiana French
Frank rants in Chinese
Nico rants in Italian
Annabeth rants in Ancient Greek
Percy rants in horse or fish
Coach Hedge runs around yelling, "WAAAAAR!!"
Therapist: Love yourself
Nico: I’m not my type
Watching a sad movie:
Piper: Jason are you crying?
Jason: No! Something just got stuck in my eyes!
Annabeth: Percy are you crying?
Percy: No! My eyes are just sweating a little!
Annabeth: Where’s Frank?
Hazel: He ran out sobbing a few minutes ago cause he didn’t want me to see him cry
Calypso: Leo are you crying?
Leo: No! I just- he just- H-HE TO WAKE HIM UP *sobs into Calypso’s embrace* BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!
Nico: FOR HADES SAKE! IT’S JUST THE LION KING!
Random girl: How are you so funny?
Leo: It’s the trauma
Hazel: Hey have you seen Frank?
Annabeth: He drank seven energy drinks in one sitting and thought the squirrels outside were talking shit about him
Frank,outside: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND- *turns into a grizzly bear*
Leo, rollerblading in his therapists office with sunglasses, a sumbrero, and a piña colada: Linda, you are not gonna believe this-
Grover and Juniper are underrated sweethearts and I don’t like it
Headcanon that most people’s nicknames in CHB comes from Clarisse
Nico: I don't struggle in depression, I excel in it
Why does everyone seem to forget that Percy and Grover were, and still are, best friends?
Headcanon:
Nico sleeps with a stuffed toy if Will isn’t around to cuddle with him
Things you may or may not have forgotten in the PJO/HoO series
Travis and Connor are NOT twins
Annabeth lost both her knife and laptop in Tartarus
Rachel can’t date anyone
Tyson and Ella are together
Grover has a girlfriend named Juniper
Luke was Hereme's favorite son
May Castellan is still waiting for her son to come back home
Percy once got counselling for his anger issues
The Stoll brothers decided to take advantage of sleeping Manhattan and loot a candy store
Frank, Hazel, and Piper all speak different dialects of French.
On that note, Nico speaks fluent Italian and Leo speaks fluent Mexican Spanish.
Frank used to sleep as a bulldog
Nico and Bianca were never technically claimed
Several dozen Target billboards have arrows in them
Piper and Leo were turned into gold
Khione made a Grace pun
Nico was held captive at a ranch
Tyson went to school with Percy
Percy went on a vacation with Rachel
Zoe and Calypso are sisters
Annabeth used to have a dog
Thalia has a fear of heights
Grover was 28 in TLT
Tyson and Grover were trapped in the labyrinth together for almost 2 weeks
Chiron wears his horse tail in curlers
Percy had been practicing his ‘wolf stare’
Leo is afraid of fire
Percy is afraid of drowning
Annabeth held the sky longer than Percy did
Luke asked Annabeth to help him get away from Kronos
Percy had to fight his brother in the labyrinth
Ella used to starve for days
Ella was harassed by other harpies
Paul knows how to sword fight
Luke was scared of Thalia
Grover was about to get married to a cyclops
Clarisse showed up and almost married Polyphemus too
Tyson punched a earthborn in the balls
Sally Jackson helped in the war of Manhattan
Sally was abused by Gabe
Percy was bullied in school
Leo is actually really smart
Jason wears glasses
Asclepius knew Leo was going to die
Frank and Hazel helped Leo on his suicide mission
Piper and Leo are best friends
Children of Hades/Pluto are rich af which is why Nico could buy the entire company of McDonald's if he wanted to.
Everyone at camp dreads April 1 since that’s the day the Hermès cabin pulls out their ultimate pranks