Assumption: You Like Purple Lmao

assumption: you like purple lmao

Nuh uh my username just rhymes :/

It’s a cool color ig but not my thing

OK SO I MADE THIS POST WHILE IN THE BASEMENT AND I WAS JUST CHUCKLING WHEN I HEARD CREAKING SO I TURNED AROUND JUST IN TIME TO SEE A DOOR RANDOMLY CLOSE BEHIND ME LEADING INTO THE UNFINISHED PART W/ THE TREADMILL ™️ IM HOME ALONE. WHEN I TELL YOU IM SCARED SHITLESS RN

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

Based

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

You can just give some to me

Why do so many ppl follow me im kind of a little freak

W H A T

Wait that means it’s not automated it’s just some guy manually sending asks to everyone who reblogs this

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

I watched Bohemian Rhapsody last night on tv and the ad that played before the movie started was for HIV medication 😭😭😭