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When i say “ok ok one more song before bed” to my mom knowing fully well that I’m going to listen to Shine On You Crazy Diamond parts 1-9 seamless 27 minute compilation
HOLY FUCK THE DOGMAN MIVIE IS HAPPENING
Ok so quick murple lore drop
As a kid I was OBSESSED with dog man (I have all the books and still buy the new ones just to have the complete collection)
And the movie actually looks good
It recognizes the absurdity of the plot of the book and runs with it
Like when the nurse suggests sewing the head onto the body
ARJOSVSIWBEI AND THEY DID A PERFECTLY CUT THIBG
I actually LOVE how it looks and sounds and feels
My only problem is Peteys voice sounds like. Too normal? Like just some guy.
I’m hyped
Hey guys!
Update time!!1!!1
So I came out to three people today. The first was the hardest because she’s basically my best friend and even though I knew she’d be fine with it (she’s gay), it was still hard. But for the other two (both gay guys) it was pretty easy bc we have this running gag about the best ways to come out so I did the one that we found the most funny (say the f word in their ears unprompted)
So yeah. I’m out! (For three people but still yk… a wins a win!)
Still no update on all the other shot in my life but that’s fine. Baby steps ig.
Penis
I am a GOD at the board name Codenames. Just that game tho. Nothing else. And I’m INSANE at it.
@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @definitelygoodwill
(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself
@escapetheslaughter
@ugly-astral-taurus
@bees-official
@gremlininthedark
@bloodmoon-da-idiot
@multifandomcutie13 )
Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more.
Anyways, how was your week?
Hey guys I haven’t been posting much recently (besides for this past hour) cuz I’ve had a pretty hectic week and I wanna vent about it.
Ok to start off the week I was gonna come out to a friend as biromantic but got interrupted by something she wanted to tell me:
Context:she’s gay and that has been well established for as long as me and our friends have known her
Basically over the summer she and a friend of ours were talking on the phone for hours. At the end of said call, he tells her that he thinks he’s in love with her. Holy fuck. They go on a date but she has to break it off before it goes anywhere because she’s gay and yk… But he does NOT take it well. Bro uses all sorts of emotional manipulation and shit like telling her every time she makes him cry, and other fucked up shit.
Now they’re not talking and bc they’re like the cornerstones of the friend group, the entire group is falling apart and only us three know why.
The day after she told me this, she dropped another bombshell on me: her mom has cancer. Again, holy fuck.
Halfway thru the week, we’re trying to figure out what to do about our “friend” when it comes to me. I’m bi. So I’m like. Come on, say it with me, holy fuck. Too scared to come out I just leave it for future me.
As I’m dealing with all this shit, (insert preemptive holy fuck here) another friend of mine tells me about her struggles with self harm.
I am a very empathetic person, but I suck at handling these sorts of situations. It sucks bc i feel so strongly about helping them but there’s nothing I can do.
Oh, right. And during the SAME CONVERSATION where she tells me about her struggles with self harm, I realize I have a big fat crush on her.
So, yeah. As of rn I have 5 hours of homework to do, 1 hour to do it, two friends with shitty lives, one friend that I might strangle, a collapsing friend group, new crush, new sexual identity, and no plan whatsoever of how to manage any of this shit.
Anyways thanks for listening to my TedTalk hope next time stuff is better.
Hey guys I haven’t been posting much recently (besides for this past hour) cuz I’ve had a pretty hectic week and I wanna vent about it.
Ok to start off the week I was gonna come out to a friend as biromantic but got interrupted by something she wanted to tell me:
Context:she’s gay and that has been well established for as long as me and our friends have known her
Basically over the summer she and a friend of ours were talking on the phone for hours. At the end of said call, he tells her that he thinks he’s in love with her. Holy fuck. They go on a date but she has to break it off before it goes anywhere because she’s gay and yk… But he does NOT take it well. Bro uses all sorts of emotional manipulation and shit like telling her every time she makes him cry, and other fucked up shit.
Now they’re not talking and bc they’re like the cornerstones of the friend group, the entire group is falling apart and only us three know why.
The day after she told me this, she dropped another bombshell on me: her mom has cancer. Again, holy fuck.
Halfway thru the week, we’re trying to figure out what to do about our “friend” when it comes to me. I’m bi. So I’m like. Come on, say it with me, holy fuck. Too scared to come out I just leave it for future me.
As I’m dealing with all this shit, (insert preemptive holy fuck here) another friend of mine tells me about her struggles with self harm.
I am a very empathetic person, but I suck at handling these sorts of situations. It sucks bc i feel so strongly about helping them but there’s nothing I can do.
Oh, right. And during the SAME CONVERSATION where she tells me about her struggles with self harm, I realize I have a big fat crush on her.
So, yeah. As of rn I have 5 hours of homework to do, 1 hour to do it, two friends with shitty lives, one friend that I might strangle, a collapsing friend group, new crush, new sexual identity, and no plan whatsoever of how to manage any of this shit.
Anyways thanks for listening to my TedTalk hope next time stuff is better.
BRO HES LIKE TWICE YOUR AGE AND UM
UM
IMMA GET TO HIM FIRST
I had a dream where multiple people told me to shut up
BRO CHILL WITH THAT
I had a dream where multiple people told me to shut up
Thanks Hawaii ur a real one
Yo I’m coming out to at least one friend tomorrow for the first time any advice
OKI OKI
My first advice is MAKE FUCKING SURE THAT THAT PERSON/PEOPLE ARE NOT HOMOPHOBIC/TRANSPHOBIC/WHATEVER
I DIDN'T DO THIS WHEN I FIRST STARTING COMING OUT (I LOST A LOT OF FRIENDS) (THEY WERE ASSHOLES THO)
Also find a nice setting to do it in.
Don't be like.
You: *speedwalking past them* IM GAY BTWWW!!! Them: What the fuc-
Sit the person/people down and talk to them.
ALSO DON'T FEEL FORCED TO COME OUT.
whether or not you don't want to come out yet or just don't want to tell that one person
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.
ONLY DO IT IF YOU ARE COMFORTABLE!!!!
I ate EVERYTHING when I was younger
Uhhh didd you just say you ate DIRT before? Are you okay now???
- @gimmick-empath
Worry not, I am fit as a fiddle now
YAY
GUYS I MIGHT BE GETTING A BOYFRIEND/PARTNER FINALLY
BE PROUD OF MY SOCIALLY AWKWARD ASS
Goarnel😭😭😭
Bro that’s a devil name not angel😭😭😭
Find your REAL Angel name
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay
WHAT
Yo my dude @real-microsoft-outlook if you have too many I can take some off your hands…
(Cries in 31 followers)
93 followers????? this is too much
UK moment
Omg so much rain this is brillaint
So happy to definitely be the actual real third person to give this post a note. There are definitely not more reblogs in this chain alone than three…
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
I hate this fucking website
Im about to get my first 1k note post from just a rickroll while the Certified Murple Durple Shitposts™️ that I put time into like “haunted basement,” “fun Beatles fact,” the entire wish you were here saga, etc. only get 20 notes MAX.
Ruh roh 666
I’ve done this in the past but it hasn’t worked out very well
FOR EACH NOTE I GET ON THIS POST, I WILL DO ONE JUMPING JACK
Rules:
max of 3 notes per person
You can tag as many people as you want (looking at you @the-taggerrr, @the-gimmick-simp and @non-tyrannical-usa)
FOR EVERY 100 NOTES I WILL RUN A MILE ON THE TREADMILL
I will record and post the footage of me doing all of the above at a tbd time. (Prob wearing a mask and stuff)
Not only is tagging allowed, it’s encouraged so GET TAGGING!!!!!1!1!!1!1!11!!!