W H A T

W H A T

Wait that means it’s not automated it’s just some guy manually sending asks to everyone who reblogs this

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

assumption: you like purple lmao

Nuh uh my username just rhymes :/

It’s a cool color ig but not my thing

Tell meeee

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

I’m a biromantic loser so I get like. 3/4 shoutouts.

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

So… no Minecraft. Got it.

As a Microsoft program do you also canonically use PowerPoint instead of slides and word instead of docs?

Are you forced by contract to only ever use mspaint for art

Do you have to exclusively play on the Xbox???

WAIT

DO YOU HAVE TO USE EDGE AND BING??????

sincerely,

@murpledurple

as a Microsoft program my only purpose is to be the email. I am the email. I am the feeling of frustration you get when your email sends too early. I am the relief you feel after you've sent the scariest email of your life. I am the accomplice to the bad Internet connection, the safety of sent emails, I am power. you cannot live without me. I am Microsoft Outlook.