Jason Fresh Out Of The Pit, Foaming At The Mouth And Just Snapped Someone's NeckTalia: I Have Only Had

Jason fresh out of the pit, foaming at the mouth and just snapped someone's neck Talia: I have only had Jason for an hour and if anything were to happen to him, I would kill everyone in this compound

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Bruce on the phone: TALIA! where is Damian?! I know you took him! Talia while doing Damian's nails: new phone who dis?

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at the Kane charity gala Kate: women, am I right? Talia: I couldn't agree more.

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Duke: um- hello miss head- uh miss al Ghul. Talia: so you are the newest addition to the flock, I presume? Duke: yeah Talia: I have to take care of some business in Thailand, come along Duke: wait. what!? two hours later Duke bursting through Bruce's office: how did you, a barely 4 end up with Talia, an 11?! she's literally the coolest. Bruce: So you have met

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Lex meets Talia for the first time Lex: do you not know who I am or are you stupid? Talia: Oh, I know who you are. I just don't care.

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Bruce: Damian! when will you understand that violence is not the answer? Talia: your father is correct, Habibi Talia: violence is not the answer. it is the question. Talia: and the anwer is yes Bruce: NO!

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Talia to Tim: out of all of Bruce's children, you are the most incompetent. truly, I do not see anything extraordinary in you. later Talia to Bernard: if you think you are worthy of even the dirt beneath timothy's shoes then you are mistaken and if you dare break his heart, i will make you regret being alive.

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Holy shit

I don’t know who the original post belongs to but

Wow

Whoever did this is a genius

I have a comic idea I think you'll approve of! remember that vine "there's only one thing worse than a rapist" but instead it's "Adrien's father" and when they go boom to reveal the word "Adrien's" he's just like "me ;v;; "

Part two

Hey! Can you do Babsie as rick roll palette?

That’s not a palette?? Is this a prank? Have i been had?? Anyway couldn’t resist making this

The comedic potential of Batman’s massive and numerous monitors is severely underrated

You know how sometimes in Maribat salt!aus it would portray Adrien/Chat Noir as a stalker or someone who is just obsessed with Marinette what if the roles were reversed cause we already know about Marinette’s stalkerish habits and for like the angsty au type it could just be like shining light on him usually not being told about anything by ladybug despite willing to risk it all including his life for her like how Maribat Marinette is never really thanked for doing things for the class despite wasting time money and effort, and sometimes there’s parentsalt! Too and what trashier father to write about then a man who locked his kid up for a couple of years and can you imagine like instead of Marinette being adopted it’s Adrien and he’s basically called their secret love child and him trading puns with Dick. Meanwhile Alfred thanking the lord that he isn’t stuck with another kid that he has to find out what makes them them and one that just wears their heart on their sleeve but then hes like “wait a minute” and Adriens like “huh????” And realizing he’s been using humor to cope and Alfreds like 💀cause now he can’t really use old methods to comfort him cause he would definitely need one on one attention and Bruce would totally be happy cause at least one of his adopted/biological kids would openly hug him without a world ending event just having passed or one of them and or both were dying

I’m getting carried away with this

I hate to talk about something so extremely severe but I just need to say it. I know the whole “why is nobody talking about this” thing is annoying but I really am starting to feel like I’m going insane over the fact that Tennessee recently passed a law (PASSED IT, not suggested it, not considering it, it’s FINALIZED) stating that businesses have to put up a WARNING SIGN if they are supportive of transgender people. A public warning sign stating that they allow trans people to use their facilities. And I’ve seen basically no mainstream acknowledgment of it at all, anywhere. Just other trans people expressing their fear and anger. Can we maybe acknowledge that for like, how deeply horrifying that actually is.