Let Me Tell You A Story

let me tell you a story…

i have a thing about the name of the land rover.

like if a land rover goes in the sea, is it a sea rover?

if the mars rover is called that because it’s on mars, does that mean all land rovers are technically earth rovers??? does this count for other planets too? what about separate countries? because driving a swahili rover sounds cool as hell. also can i have a sun rover?????

i just need some answers because i’ve been thinking about this for 30 minutes.

omg no way

which one of you did this!!!!!

Oh my god, food extract is not the same as an essential oil.

Food extract is the flavoring of something cooked down into a carrier oil or alcohol that is safe for human ingestion.

Essential oil is the pure extract of the plant refined down and distilled for concentrated medicinal purposes to a significantly higher strength than simply adding ground up mint leaves to your water. The two are not comparable in any way.

Cinnamon extract and cinnamon essential oil are not the same thing.

One is about 100 times the strength of the other and can also cause acute organ failure. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the food extract.

Sweet gods I’m not trying to be mean, I want you to be aware and safe and stop putting yourselves and others at risk. Please.

i’m not crying you’re crying. shut up

i live here now