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now that’s what i call peak comedy
quick spideypoolverine.
I fear peak Britain is the bake off tent being so cold that the melted chocolate sets whilst being poured in the summer.
Paul trying to humanise himself saying his favourite food is pizza...shut up cunt we know you sleep in a cryochamber full of hair gel
Cloud Strife is truly The Character of all time. He’s a government-trained killing machine. He’s a cross-dressing babygirl. He’s a jaded mercenary who never turns down a job because he likes helping people. He’s an amnesic ecoterrorist who’s killed hundreds of people in order to save the planet from capitalism. He was the only child of a single mom and he’s been miserably in love with the girl next door his whole life. The first time he saw her in a swimsuit he forgot how to talk for ten full seconds. He has the personalities of at least three different people stuffed into his head, and two of them are trying to kill each other (Zack just wants everyone to get along). He’s the result of a mad scientist’s experiment that implanted the cells of a genocidal alien in his body. The son of that genocidal alien is psychosexually obsessed with him. So is the local pimp. His eyes glow because of all the radiation exposure, and half the people he meets are like, “Oof, you’re gonna die young, kid.” He’s a 5’7” short king. He’s a puppet built to bring about the apocalypse. He’s even autistic.
Building our house was not easy, it took a long time of effort, and it was our only refuge and source of warmth and happiness. It was full of love and dreams. We spent the most beautiful and happiest occasions with our family. I was happy to take some pictures with the family on those occasions.
Our house was bombed and destroyed. Nothing remains to remind us of the past except some stones and rubble.
We are facing a very difficult life, and we are on the verge of death, and we are trying as much as possible to adapt to these circumstances, but it is very difficult for me and my family 🍉
@90-ghost @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi @sayruq
@sar-soor @appsa @queerstudiesnatural @gaza-evacuation-funds
Hello this a long shot call, am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week.My donation link is available on my pinned post
I’m so sorry to hear that. Please donate if you can ❤️🤍💚🖤
just realised i missed the incredibly important international holiday september 8th so to celebrate my incompetence here is a picture of the queen’s murderer:
Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚
🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from an extended family of young children, women and elderly people ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days from an aggressive war.
Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.
So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost.
https://gofund.me/31c5cbe3
I’m so sorry to hear that. Anyone who can donate please do.
well, being dead in a void within OFA is a great time to take up new hobbies.
So I was looking up the past OFA users and...
Huh..?
I'M SCREAMING THAT JUST A GUY PLAYING A BANJO
my exact reaction
just finished hannibal just gotta say hey what the fuck
you are a new student at ua high school. your two main teachers include a hardened veteran of heroism who has been rumored to have expelled an entire class on basically a whim, with a quirk that essentially leaves any non-mutant completely powerless- and a baby-faced hero enthusiast who just entered the teaching game and still struggles to tie his tie. one of these men is a girldad who loves cats and the other has publicly killed the world's most dangerous supervillain in a monstrous rage with his bare hands, and you will never immediately guess which is which
only on tumblr dot com does hannibal, a show that ended a decade ago, overtake the attempted assassination of the former president and current republican presidential nominee. as per usual, hannibal has absolutely ZERO reason to be trending. just a bunch of gay autistic people hyperfixation syncing.
I'm a serious artist
Based off the latest chapter of Mastermind: Strategist for Hire by @myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown
You gotta admit, Dabi has a point
iconic behaviour
DEADPOOL MAKING A DABI REFERENCE
twitter implemented a new image ai and people are using it to generate lifelike photos of elon musk acting like a dog
The chocobo chicks are so friend-shaped!! The most correct thing Rebirth did was let us pet them.
[Image Description: Digital artwork featuring various Final Fantasy VII characters in their OG designs paired with chocobo chicks from Rebirth. From left-to-right, top-to-bottom: 1) Cloud kneels in front of a Nibel chocobo, holding its face. 2) Barret grins as he holds a Corel chocobo in his arms. 3) Tifa kneels in front of a Grasslands chocobo.
4) Aeris sits beside a Costa del Sol chocobo, pumping her fist as it jumps upward. 5) Marlene sits beside a Grasslands chocobo as it grooms her bangs. 6) Yuffie hugs a Junon chocobo.
7) Nanaki sits cuddling with a Cosmo chocobo. 8) Cid runs side-by-side with a blue chocobo. 9) Zack lifts a Gongaga chocobo into the air.
10) Cait Sith rides a Corel chocobo. 11) Vincent lays his cape over a sleeping Nibel chocobo. 12) A seated Sephiroth cautiously lifts his hand to scratch a Nibel chocobo's cheek. /end ID]
I made this and now I have no idea what to do with it.
i add a 6th version. hear me out: comedians.
it would just be taskmaster with infinitely higher stakes
they should hold 4 versions of every olympic event in this order to witness the full breadth of human capabilities:
primary schoolers
random nonathletic adults
olympians
olympians roided and doped up to the max