Dear Meta AI Ray-Ban Commercial I Just Got On My Youtube Video, I KNOW THAT PUTTING A G NOTE ON A PIANO

Dear Meta AI Ray-Ban commercial I just got on my youtube video, I KNOW THAT PUTTING A G NOTE ON A PIANO AT THE BEGINNING WAS ON PURPOSE, YOU MEANT TO JUMPSCARE ME YOU FUC-

surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

tfw = two fucking weiners