Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

So after not seeing my baby for months he looks much better

So from all the info we currently have about Strahd i will have to assume that his dad abandoned him and his mum when he was a kid and so he feels the need to surrond himself with cool ladies because only they can take care of him (like his mum did (like his dad didn't)) and he just tries to collect more and more so he will never be out of spare mums.

But he should let me date at least some. I need a spare mum too. Like you know. If he can have 4 why can't I date one of them. Am i not a cool enough lady? I would braid their hair all day (i can even braid his hair if he asks me nicely) and help them repair all those wedding dresses.

He should have some empathy. We all have some mommy issues.

(Please do not send me spoilers. We are not done yet.)

My backseat gaming jorney continous.

So i noticed while we were playing swtor that i was happy with just the same armor all the time (I got it on maybe the second planet and never changed it because it fit the wibe) but my bf fiance would stop after nearly every planet to go on a whole side quest to craft a new outfit so it would fit the story and the weather more.

He is a very stylish guy irl, i actually took a lot of inspiration from him. But i'm strating to suspect that guys just want to play dress up with extra steps, and not just because he literally told me, but maybe, just maybe because he showed me his sewing room in Elden Ring (where he spent the next 10 minutes showing me off his cape collection).

I love this guy so much.

Uncomplete list of dress up games i watched him play:

Red dead redemption 2

Dark souls games

Elden ring

SWTOR

Kingdom come

Cyberpink 2077

Please do recommend more dress up games. I really like helping him find the perfect outfit to ✨️slay✨️ in more than one way.

(Yes i tried to reccommend him some dress up games i like but he really likes getting the new stuff as a reward for his hard work)

You think you know someone but he only told me after 4 years, an engagment and a dog that there is an "Open the Barbershop" button is CK3.

There is a cloak section. I'm in danger.

"Of course i'm changing clothers to match the environment."

~my bf fiance

My backseat gaming jorney continous.

So i noticed while we were playing swtor that i was happy with just the same armor all the time (I got it on maybe the second planet and never changed it because it fit the wibe) but my bf fiance would stop after nearly every planet to go on a whole side quest to craft a new outfit so it would fit the story and the weather more.

He is a very stylish guy irl, i actually took a lot of inspiration from him. But i'm strating to suspect that guys just want to play dress up with extra steps, and not just because he literally told me, but maybe, just maybe because he showed me his sewing room in Elden Ring (where he spent the next 10 minutes showing me off his cape collection).

I love this guy so much.

Uncomplete list of dress up games i watched him play:

Red dead redemption 2

Dark souls games

Elden ring

SWTOR

Kingdom come

Cyberpink 2077

Please do recommend more dress up games. I really like helping him find the perfect outfit to ✨️slay✨️ in more than one way.

(Yes i tried to reccommend him some dress up games i like but he really likes getting the new stuff as a reward for his hard work)

Epic IS the ✨️therapy✨️

HOW COULD HE JUST DO THAT TO US

“HEY GUYS HOPE YOU LIKED THE SAGA IM GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW BYE”

PAY MY THERAPY BILLS RN OMG