So From All The Info We Currently Have About Strahd I Will Have To Assume That His Dad Abandoned Him

So from all the info we currently have about Strahd i will have to assume that his dad abandoned him and his mum when he was a kid and so he feels the need to surrond himself with cool ladies because only they can take care of him (like his mum did (like his dad didn't)) and he just tries to collect more and more so he will never be out of spare mums.

But he should let me date at least some. I need a spare mum too. Like you know. If he can have 4 why can't I date one of them. Am i not a cool enough lady? I would braid their hair all day (i can even braid his hair if he asks me nicely) and help them repair all those wedding dresses.

He should have some empathy. We all have some mommy issues.

(Please do not send me spoilers. We are not done yet.)

I have to stop listening to Scylla for a moment to write this so please enjoy what comes out of my brain.

I waited for this moment since i was six and finally practiced reading enough to read my first book (important because it was a mythology book).

So we had a little Epic party yesterday. It was really difficult not to spoil anything since the new saga was already out but we somehow did it and i would like to make it everybody else's problem. So here are my toughts.

I'm pretty sure even my neighbours know by now that we got the sirens. I may have been a bit loud when i realized.

The part where Odysseus says "I'd be suffering trying to float the whole time" and as an aswer comes "I'd take the suffering from you". It sounds so loveing and stuff until you realize what is happening and i would like to say THEY ARE NOT LYING!!! They would really take the suffering away, just not in a cute way.

I have a whole ppt about sirens boob sizes and how they breath and stuff. So it makes my mithology nerd brain so happy that now we know that they have lungs (at least in Epic) because othervise they wouldn't drown.

I fell like the first "Captain" in Mutiny was in a very mocking tone (Yesssss pls i love it) and later when Eurylochus compares Ody (yes from now on i feel like we all have the premission to call him Ody, not like Eurylochus or the other crew members can stop us) to the gods like i feel he did when he become the Monster (even more yessss) and i think it's just so perfect.

I guess the "Enlighten me" is hereditary.

But my favourite part is that based on the trailer i thought that Scylla using "we" is about, you know, maybe her and her six heads or something. Wouldn't be the first time i see something similar. But the fact that it's her and Ody. Omg i'm screaming. I did not expect the song to turn out like this. I did not expect the part i waited for to be at the end of it. It just turned out in a very different way than i expected. And it's so much better this way.

Also they need the six torches (like specifically six) so Scylla can see who to eat right? Like a sacrifice.

Also also (i am not done, please sit back) i really really really like that Scylla ended up being this Fey/Fiend vibe creature and less mindeless monster. Like you can go trough her lair, there will be price, but se will take no more than that price. Please give me ideas for my Scylla cosplay because after this saga i NEEd to make one.

Sorry for the wall of text. Will happen again.

Called it!

So i was thinking. We still don't know what Song 21 and 22 will be about in Epic. BUT if we go by the Odyssey and google the list of Odyssesus's adventures (bc i can't force my braind to remember the order) there is exactly one thing between Scylla (and Charybdis) and the Underworld and that's the sirens. So if you ask me here and now i'm pretty sure that Song 21 and 22 are the sirens.

(Obviously whatever happens i'm happy to listen to it i'm just very excited.)

If there's more official information about it or stuff like that sorry for wasting your time and thankies for coming to my Ted talk.

So after not seeing my baby for months he looks much better

So me and my sister showed each other how we flirt and while when she was flirting was funny as hell my turn ended up creating a new version of DnD. Please enjoy the new rules and if you have any other question about this brand new, very shiny version of the game send us 500 ravens or crows (both are good):

How can we calculate the init?

Multiply it by 2 than divide it by 3 and subtract your age. From what? You shoe size.

Do we use max HP?

No, half.

Should we roll out the stats or are we using a point system?

Just throw them out with the diamond shaped dice. But you just throw them out, you don't get them.

So what do i need to add if I want to hit the dragon?

Yes, it's a bit more complicated and not many people knows about it but you take you waist mesurement subtract the number of your teeth and add 2 (that's the tricky part because it's actually the number of your eyes and not just a flat 2).

My sister never played DnD or any other rpg game but i think she had a very interesting take on the classic rules.

I think it puts more focus on the player role playing abilitys since most of their characters will get similar numbers and no stats i guess. Also the half HP will be easy to calculate but make the game a bit more difficult.

Sorry for my grammar. My bf fiance is not here to check it .

You think you know someone but he only told me after 4 years, an engagment and a dog that there is an "Open the Barbershop" button is CK3.

There is a cloak section. I'm in danger.

"Of course i'm changing clothers to match the environment."

~my bf fiance

My backseat gaming jorney continous.

So i noticed while we were playing swtor that i was happy with just the same armor all the time (I got it on maybe the second planet and never changed it because it fit the wibe) but my bf fiance would stop after nearly every planet to go on a whole side quest to craft a new outfit so it would fit the story and the weather more.

He is a very stylish guy irl, i actually took a lot of inspiration from him. But i'm strating to suspect that guys just want to play dress up with extra steps, and not just because he literally told me, but maybe, just maybe because he showed me his sewing room in Elden Ring (where he spent the next 10 minutes showing me off his cape collection).

I love this guy so much.

Uncomplete list of dress up games i watched him play:

Red dead redemption 2

Dark souls games

Elden ring

SWTOR

Kingdom come

Cyberpink 2077

Please do recommend more dress up games. I really like helping him find the perfect outfit to ✨️slay✨️ in more than one way.

(Yes i tried to reccommend him some dress up games i like but he really likes getting the new stuff as a reward for his hard work)