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Dude, i hate having a cold i can't fuckung breath properly

I dont know if water or salt will make the headache go away and i dint have the strength to put the bins out :(

anyone have any tips for losing the only friend you have?

i have nothing else what am i supposed to do.

Miss this kinda teasing

Me: don’t text him, he’s with the boys

Also me: send him a nude so he gets hard and has to try to hide it 😈

Please

she’s a 10 but she starts smiling when you say you’re gonna cum

world's greatest struggle (too sleepy to jack off, too horny to fall asleep)

I love edging as much as the next guy but my problem is that as soon as it's put into play I get so desperate and needy to cum almost immediately that I only last like 3 times before breaking down and begging but I think it'd be fixed if someone just tied me down and edged me for as long as they specifically want to with no regard to my own pleasure, only doing it to take enjoyment from how I squirm and shake and shoot big scary threats as if I wouldn't do anything to finally cum like a dumb depraved mutt

Or alternatively you could gag me so I can't protest and just keep going until you're content !

There's a bonus noise I'll make if you throw in a bit of overstim after (if) you finally let me cum too :3

CONSENT

PLEASE LEARN THIS WORD

C O N S E N T

Tfw you try to jack off to feel and have something good in your life again but every single time you just end up in pain and reliving ur trauma from exes bc they treated you like shit but you've never come so hard since them and ur constantly considering going back

The urge to bother my mutuals

not to sound like a perv, but i'd play with your hair and listen to your problems

thinking about pretty boy squirming away from me with tears streaming down his face when I overstimulate him.

kissing isn't enough i need u to bite me

Im bored out of my head

I really need more men to realize hot it is for them to be a total slut for a woman. Just overwhelmed af when I kiss you. Losing your mind. Eyes rolled back and already salivating and getting ready to drool just at my kiss and maybe feeling my hand gently close around your throat. I want your thighs to reflexively spread open. Give me access to your sensitive body, I’ll take good care of it for you.

My sex drive is too high for the sex I'm not having wtf

Not broken enough to make good music yet need me another heart breaker

never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

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wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???

My joints are sore, dinosaur. Rawr. Fuck im so ill and i gotta walk to the shop :[

Off brand meds be like

Paracetamole

Ibuyprofen

Cold n glue

Might nurse

Im too sick to finish this.... night night

My brain needs a filter, was told soy has a lot of estrogen in it and my first thought was how big a pair of titties could i grow, live laugh lobotmise me

I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

my chronically ill best friend just said "I feel like the side effects part of a medication commercial" SO FUCKING TRUE BABE

Need help from people who have periods, how the fuck are you meant to move when everything between your asshole and stomach is cramping?