I Can Tell Im Mentally Ill Because I Just Had To Title A Document Another Jacobi Drabble Pt 4

I can tell I’m mentally ill because I just had to title a document “another Jacobi drabble pt 4”

I will not tolerate any Aaron Minyard slander

Headcanon that whenever Neil is particularly annoyed with Jean, he speaks French in the most American accent.

Jean absolutely hates it (but is mildly impressed)

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

Last chapter! Last chapter! Last chapter!

Metanoia (yes I do know the name of my own fic ...now and I definitely did not put the wrong name when I first made this post and also in my ao3 chapter) chapter 1 should be up later tonight so you get to look forward to that too

Redamancy Summary: When Ghost is placed on medical leave and two months later, one Soap MacTavish shows up at his door. Despite their multiple years of being best friends, Soap doesn't know much about what Ghost is like outside of work and uses this maybe not-so-spontaneous visit to find out more. Ghost finds out more too, about Soap and himself. And Ghost has a dog now. Chapter 1 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/51840280/chapters/131069419

I’m realizing that I did in fact do that but in my defense my feeling on this subject may be elevated by the fact that I have skin the color of printer paper that literally everything shows up on and the honest misfortune of having that skin come into contact with this particular surface on a regular basis for many years of my life

Thinking about @prettypipedream ‘s post about the foxes and kt tape as I tape up my knee today so I’m going to add a few thoughts

You know that self adhesive wrap stuff that athletes sometimes use, the foxes for sure have that and they suffer for it every day

If you have no idea what I’m talking about right now it looks like this

Notice the texture, that shit is a nightmare for your skin. It will dig in and all those little divots will make an appearance on your skin as soon as you take it off along with the lines from the edges of it. You’re technically supposed to put something under it like gauze or a pre wrap but if you do that and then wrap somewhere completely unanchored (your calf, forearm, knee, basically anywhere that’s not your hand or your ankle, and even ankle is a bit questionable sometimes) it will slide around which is even more uncomfortable than just letting it make itself a little home inside your skin. Also if you get it in or next to any sort of lever joint you might as well kiss personal comfort goodbye because every time you move you’re going to feel it

All that to say the foxes for sure walk around looking like they have tv static on their skin from this ungodly creation

Also, at least in my experience you always have that one person around who’s like really weirdly good at wrapping it, like even better than the coaches/trainers, it doesn’t even matter if they’re going it on themselves or other people the fit and the tightness are somehow perfect every time. If feel like with the foxes this is most definitely either Dan or Renee (Aaron is so pissed that they do a better job than him as a pre-med student). Renee I feel like would be good at it because she’s probably wraps her hands when she spars with Andrew so she’d have the tightness thing down, Dan is just completely vibes, I just feel like she’d be really good at it. But I also feel like Wymack would be really oddly bad at it, not just like he’s not as good I’m talking actually bad like no one allows him to do it because he’s so bad. One time Nicky rolled his ankle during practice and Abby wasn’t there to wrap it for him so Wymack begrudgingly did it and that night when his took it off his foot was red and completely numb from how tight it was