As I Float Around Working On My Various Jacobi Fics I Just Want To Point Out That When These Start Being

As I float around working on my various Jacobi fics I just want to point out that when these start being released to the world the public will finally find out how genuinely psychotic I am. I don’t even mean that in the way that I said “various” meaning multiple of them though definitely says something about me psychologically, I mean that in the way of if you read all of them you’ll realize that my brain is like a web created by a caffeinated spider the way everything is somehow connected

This idea also applies to my cod works but sadly the only ones I have out in their full form are actually connected because one is a sequel and my other little snippet thing I’ve been working on does have connections to that as well but there’s not enough of them for you to see them yet. You’re definitely going to see it with Jacobi though

This TikTok but The Penumbra Podcast

Transcribed for those that either can't or don't want to watch the whole thing:

"Your Honor, my client was simply standing on business" - Juno Steel "Your Honor, my client didn't know that was illegal" - Rita "Your Honor, my client was rapping the lyrics as the artist intended" - Mick Mercury "Your Honor, respectfully, you weren't fucking there" - Vespa Ilkay "Your Honor, my client was hitting them folks" - M'tendere "Your Honor, my client did not do that shit!" - Sasha Wire "Your Honor, my client's the powerhouse of the cell" - The Cure Mother Prime "Your Honor, my client would like to plead Gemini" - Buddy Aurinko "Your Honor, my client was thinking of that one girl from 2019" - Peter Nureyev (for the entirety of season 2) "Your Honor, my client was simply going goblin mode" - Jet Sikuliaq "Your Honor, my client's Mexican, he can say it" - [I literally can't think of one so this one doesn't have one] "Your Honor, my client turned himself into a fucking pickle" - The Ruby 7 "Your Honor, my client thought the Xbox mic was muted" - Cecil Kanagawa "Your Honor, if drinking bathwater is illegal you can lock me up too" - Julian DiMaggio "Your Honor, my client would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for these meddling kids" - Ramses O'Flaherty "Your Honor, who am I? "Oh, guilty! Guilty!" dumb fuck" - Brock Engstrom "Your Honor, what does convict mean?" - Peter Nureyev *Donald Trump impression* "Your Honor, my client is the most innocent client" "Your Honor, you're a great Honor. You're the best Honor." "Some would say the most innocent. I walked in here and I said "wow, he looks innocent."" - *Former Hyperion City Mayor, Mx. Pilot Pereyra's PR team* [Seriously these people really had their jobs cut out for them cause wtf? homie did so much illegal shit during their candidacy and the whole city just went "that's our mayor"] "Your Honor, that's cap" - Slip Jackson "Your Honor, you're kinda being a d-bag right now" - Alessandra Strong "Uh, Your Honor, what the fuck!?" - Miasma "Your Honor, my client was hittin' the dougie" - Nova Zolotovna

When I tell you making this took me so long, I mean that incredibly literally (fr in the time it took me to write the whole thing and caption the sections on the actual video I listened to an entire TAZ: Balance episode) but I think it's funny so it's worth it

need a cigarette & a fucking lobotomy

Had the absolute joy of seeing it on broadway with my brother last year - the lights came up and the first thing he said was “Orpheus is a fucking idiot, I hope he knows that” and that has to be in my top 10 greatest moments of my life

Got to see Hadestown for the first time ever today (and it was amazing oh my god I had no idea what I was missing) and I'd just like to give a shout out to the poor soul in the audience who had clearly never heard the myth of Orpheus before, because when Orpheus turned around at the end the audience was dead silent except for this one very audible gasp of "no!" from somewhere in the crowd. And after Euridyce was gone and Orpheus dropped to his knees in grief, all anybody --cast, audience, the uncaring gods, etc -- could hear was muffled weeping from the same person

kavinsky wanted to be ronans gay awakening so bad not aware that ronans gay was never even asleep to begin with.

I agree and I also present for your approval this green eyed king and absolute legend (Barton Cowperthwaite) who I feel is also very Kevin Day coded

THIS IS MY KEVIN DAY!! (not exactly but close enough 🤷‍♀️) JUST LOOK AT HOW PRETTY HE IS!!