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Hi my name is Bruce Thomas Wayne and I have long ebony black hair that’s kinda greasy and dirty that reaches my shoulders and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Edward Cullen (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Kurt Kobain but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm not a vampire but my diet and sleep schedule resembles one. I have pale white skin. I'm also a vigilante, and I live in a crime-filled city called Gotham in America where I'm a billionaire (I don’t do any actual work). I'm an emo (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love thrift stores and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black Kevlar batsuit with a matching black cape around it and a black cowl with bat ears, black batweapons and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was walking outside Gotham. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of villains stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
I can't help but laugh when I see people who try to make sexual dimorphism in WoF because 100% of the time it just looks like that one skeleton meme
Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours
AU where everything is the same, but Choso dresses like his brother Eso
kavinsky wanted to be ronans gay awakening so bad not aware that ronans gay was never even asleep to begin with.
Mark @ us rn
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