Weve Got An Updated List Of Babygirls Here I See:

We’ve got an updated list of babygirls here I see:

John Doe

Arthur

Kayne

(Larson?)

Yellow

And now Collins

They deadass rn?

I have never in my life seen a show that is literally a fanfic (the fluffiest one at that) be put into show form yet here we are

Christ the amount John must have been yelling at Arthur this episode. It had to be from The Butcher's perspective to save the episode from only being 'ARTHUR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING' 'ARTHUR STOP ANTAGONISING THE MAN WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU' 'ARTHUR DON'T FOLLOW HIM' 'ARTHUR' 'JESUS CHRIST ARTHUR' for 45 minutes straight.

Y’all have me HOWLING with these tags 💀

Aziraphale count your fucking days

Guys I've been thinking about John and Faroe and the fact that had they met I doubt she could do literally anything wrong in his eyes, like in a world where she lived and is like eight or something and Arthur has to scold her for a regular thing and then he gets an earful from john in his head arguing Faroe's case like "arthur you never told her she couldnt do that you just said 'dont touch the stove' not 'dont play with the stove even if you have gloves on'"

She makes one of those little kid snacks where she just grabbed random items from the kitchen and there's a raw egg and uncooked oats and a cookie and she presents it proudly to Arthur and before arthur can even react John's going "Arthur. Arthur eat it. Tell her it's good Arthur, tell her she did a good job"