My Friend Asked Me What I Thought About The Founder Of Quantum Computing. I Told Him He Was Fine, Man

My friend asked me what I thought about the founder of quantum computing. I told him he was “fine, man”

(for anyone confused, here is a useful pneumonic to remember your redox reactions: "OIL RIG" - oxidation is loss of electrons, reduction is gain of electrons)

Cave Johnson here! We’ve conducted an experiment with highly radioactive plutonium, now we didn’t really see it necessary to spend the funds on getting proper safety equipment so we ended up using the next best thing, screwdrivers! The test did not go exactly as planned, the screwdriver slipped and the plutonium core let out hi highly condensed radioactive light. We lost one of the eight people in the room, you ask me that could’ve been a lot worse. But hey look on the bright side, we’ve now discovered how to produce blue light that’ll last much longer than those of your namby pamby cores. Introducing the Aperture science state of the art bug zapper, it keeps every known pest out of your house and lets you enjoy your home in peace. Hell it may even take care of any potential burglars too, let’s see em try to get past the front door with that thing heh! Cave Johnson out.

I'm playing through subnautica for the millionth time and just found the cutest time capsule message

To whoever sent this out, your little buddy has been found and he's fine. I took Mr. Hov to my seabase

And now he's got a cozy new aquarium with lots of friends, and he's having a great time

Mr. Hov will live a long, happy life here with me and all the others. I promise to take good care of him and give him the chips you left me every now and then

If you wanna help me find this person, reblog this post 👉👈 I want Mr. Hov's previous owner to know that their boy is ok

‼️Emergency please don't skip‼️

🇵🇸 save family lost their home ,dreams and everything in Gaza 🇵🇸

This is my home before the war and after the war how it became💔💔💔

Before: After:

We have been through many wars before, but this war was not like the ones before it. Our lives were turned upside down. We became displaced from one place to another. We are the Anas family, residents of northern Gaza, specifically in the Shujaiya area. In the first week of the war, we fled our home because everyone considered our home to be in a dangerous area. We moved to the Rimal area, specifically in the middle of Gaza. There, we received the news that our home, which contained all our beautiful memories, was bombed. Suddenly, it was gone!!! Just thinking that your home, which you worked hard on and built from scratch and took a lot of your life, was gone in less than a second ! After a while, we left the sands to the Al-Zawaida area because of the heavy shelling. We stayed there for about two weeks, and then the terrorist army asked us to go to Rafah. We actually fled for the fourth time to Rafah and stayed there for two months, some of the most difficult days of our lives, as there was no way or means to live a normal life. 😔😔 After that, because of the invasion of Rafah, we moved to Deir al-Balah. Now, we are in very difficult and oppressive circumstances.

We are asking you with all shame to support and stand by us in these difficult circumstances that everyone knows because we lost our home, our work and any stable source of income. Thank you all.

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