Portal 2 Meme - Tumblr Posts

drawn in like 30 mins ;3

AND MEME MADE BY MY BESTIE HAHA

Cave Johnson here! We’ve conducted an experiment with highly radioactive plutonium, now we didn’t really see it necessary to spend the funds on getting proper safety equipment so we ended up using the next best thing, screwdrivers! The test did not go exactly as planned, the screwdriver slipped and the plutonium core let out hi highly condensed radioactive light. We lost one of the eight people in the room, you ask me that could’ve been a lot worse. But hey look on the bright side, we’ve now discovered how to produce blue light that’ll last much longer than those of your namby pamby cores. Introducing the Aperture science state of the art bug zapper, it keeps every known pest out of your house and lets you enjoy your home in peace. Hell it may even take care of any potential burglars too, let’s see em try to get past the front door with that thing heh! Cave Johnson out.