He's Looking At You Make The Worst Decisions Ever. He's Amused AND Traumatized.

He's looking at you make the worst decisions ever. He's amused AND traumatized.

Apollo: Hermes, you can do anything! 

Hermes: Anything? 

Apollo: Anything! 

Hermes, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! 

Apollo: Wait, not that!

Athena: So, I've decided to trust you.

Hermes: A horrible decision, really.

Sibling relationship in the way that only they can hate on each other frr

(Quetz also can but he's given the privilege)

heya its been a while

anyway

tez and vishnu would insult the hell out of each other but only they are allowed to do that. if anyone else insults one of them the other will remove them from this life send post

HEYYYY

Oh YES definitely only they can call each other names and stuff. I like to imagine the entire Devlok and the Aztec pantheon tryna stop Tez from breaking Mictlan loose when Shishupal was insulting his Krishna avatar in Mahabharat LOL

Likewise Vishnu almost flipped out when someone was unreasonably hating on Tez, who btw was already going through a self esteem crisis so he didn't flip out cuz bbg was too tired for all that :(

But then Quetz and Shesh stopped Vishnu from doing anything and then Vishnu went and became Tez's therapist idk ☠️

Huitzilopochtli: I’m never donating blood ever again. 

Huitzilopochtli: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! 

Huitzilopochtli: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

(@godsofhumanity sorry for the tag but the huitzilopochtli vampire allegations started with you so I thought you might like this one :D)

@i-love-your-father @lesteropoulos idk I just thought to tag you guys

Apollo's lamentation in Ovid's Metamorphoses (Hewitt/Hall trans.)