
Shiloh (any pronouns), your local mythology geek with an unhealthy obsession with the Aztec gods (MINOR)
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Uhm So. What.

Uhm so. What.
But actually IM SO THANKFUL FOR ALL OF YOU WHO LIKE AND REBLOG MY POSTS 😭❤️ (and to my 26 followers all of you are awesome ily so much)
even if you don't follow me if you regularly like and reblog my posts I see you and I love you dw
Seriously guys thank you so so much!!
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So I just found the perfect thing to turn my "Who-would-win" poll war into crack comedy and that's someone in the notes pointing out that it would be like a playground fight
"I'm going to smite you!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Wtf do you mean nuh-uh"
"I've got this anti-smiting spell."
"Dang it."
1 day 6 hours left of my "Who would win" poll and Zeus is making a comeback
And then this guy would probably look confused when no one gets it. He will look you completely serious dead in the eye and say "Was that funny?"
And everyone is now scared to answer no.
Re: your post about the types of comedy that the four Tezcatlipocas are into
I sincerely feel like Huitzilopochtli will just, at random times, deliver a roast that you can NEVER come back from.
Example:
Xochipilli, after trying to play a flute and failing: ah well, guess I just wasn’t made to play a flute.
Huitzilopochtli: Well that hasn’t stopped your flute from being played before. All night.
Xochipilli: 👁️👄👁️
YEAH!!! i love that, i agree completely!!!! and Huitzilopochtli literally never smiles. he doesn’t chuckle or laugh or anything. so when he delivers a roast, the room goes silent as everyone tries to determine whether it’s okay to laugh or not
Poll results just came out!
Odin won by like 4% because you guys voted for him bc you guys hate zeus?? idk though he still won
