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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 15
Quetzalcoatl: I have a problem.
Tezcatlipoca: Kill it.
Quetzalcoatl: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Hello idk if someone asked you this before but what singers/bands do you think the 4 tezcatlipoca listen too? (As well any other Aztec gods you want to list as well)
I thought about Tezcatlipoca liking aurelio voltaire but it could be because I see him maybe liking the gothic aesthetic since he’s associated with the night and things dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (also I think there was a myth saying him and quetz inventing music for the world so there’s that too)
Okay so I love love love this ask because JKDDFVVKJZDDHG RAMBLING TIME
So Tezcatlipoca and Quetzalcoatl did invent music. That’s why I sometimes hc that they’ll go to Broadway musicals or shows together, and sometimes they surprisingly both listen to classical music (specifically piano) because it tends to remind them about the quote unquote “earlier” forms of music (without lyrics). Now, I do think Tezcatlipoca occasionally listens to popular artists at the moment, but generally yea he listens to gothic aesthetic music (and electronic, because I can see him listening to it a lot somehow).
Huitzilopochtli also likes electronic music. It fits his fast paced vibe and the energy of...yk being the sun. He also tends to listen to songs without lyrics, but in that group he primarily listens to electronic or some other type of fast-paced music. He also gets dragged to Broadway musicals by his brothers, and while he doesn’t admit it he thinks it’s kind of cool.
Xipe Totec’s playlist would be more mellow, with more classical artists and occasionally just vibe music, yk? But his music tastes are the hardest to pin down for me because while he’s portrayed as benevolent and I like to think of him as this patient, quiet guy, he can also be ruthless, angry, and all the generally negative things that embody his being. So maybe he listens to more hardcore music. The sudden change from gentle music to rock or whatever the hell that guy likes will be pretty jarring but you get used to it (read: Tez has now withdrawn from stealing his AirPods because he has no fucking idea what song’s going to be playing in there).
Anyway I’m sorry this was kind of long and I didn’t name too many actual bands or singers/artists, but I kind of read this as their general music tastes if that’s ok lol 😅 plus idk that many artists in their range of music taste sooo
But seriously, whoever you are thank you so much for this ask, it made my day! 😄😄
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Watching Castlevania: Nocturne and as of episode 6 I can’t tell if Olrox is meant to be straight up literally Quetzalcoatl but he definitely has some connection to him and I just want to SCREAM at the SUN
“QUETZALCOATL WAS NOT A SCARY GOD. HE DID NOT TAKE HUMAN SACRIFICES. HE WAS A GOD OF CREATION. OF EARTH, WIND. AND KNOWLEDGE. HE WAS BENEVOLENT. HE WAS!! NOT!! EVIL!!”
I also head canon Xipe Totec as the true wild card of the four tezcatlipocas, because yes Tezcatlipoca is a ball of chaos but his brand of troublemaking is like...chaos within order. He brings strife for change. Meanwhile Xipe Totec embodies spring and like most seasons spring has the capability to be very diverse and unpredictable, so some of that carries onto him. Like, you cannot TELL what this man is going to do next. He's mostly nice but at the same time this guy skins himself every year, so you can't expect him to be that gentle (and he's probably in a bad mood around spring because yeah skinning yourself goes hard).
Also yes. Tezcatlipoca rage quits. Every time he loses at anything Quetz needs to physically hold him back from destroying humanity again.
heyyyy its been a while but I have some more aztec mythology head canons regarding the four tezcatlipocas
Ooo okie letsa see
(Yes ik theres more than four but thats bc of the like depends who you ask thing)
Tezcatlipoca: the kind of guy that gets upset if you dont pick up the phone or show up like 2 seconds late for something while never answering the telephone and always showing up late, is thinking miku miku ooeeoo, waluigi on mario kart, rage quit playing knots and crosses with a computer;
Mictlantecuhtli: listens to classical music like its heavy metal and calmly listens to metal like ots classical music, idk why but i think he watches novelas, cinnamon roll, "cant rn, having a tea party with gertrude, shes telling me about her grandkids and how excited she is to see them in dia de los muertos", yoshi in mariokart, the embodiment of that "literally name one thing better than a dog" post if yk what im talking abt;
Quetzacoatl: if he got the golden ticket he would have robbed all of the chocolate in the factory and helped the oompa loompas to make a workers union, toad in mariokart, likes to laugh at conspiracy theories;
Xipe-totec: same vein as mictlantecuhtli with music stuff, great at cooking, baby peach in mariokart, victim of deez nutz jokes;
Huitzilopochtli: do not allow him on the kitchen my man cannot cook for the life of him, "be the reason why the music stops in a videogame", luigi in mariokart, is in the sun deities groupchat and only ever replies with "k." when someone tells him its his turn to be the sun;
We got
Quetzalcoatl x Shesh
Tezcatlipoca x Vishnu /plat
Now I suggest you...
Xipe Totec x Vasant /plat
SPRING BOIS SPRING BOIS SPRING BOIS
(their dynamic would be very interesting)
Four tezcatlipocas likes blood ketchup
Anddd Quetzalcoatl likes chocolate
His brother are fighting
Blood ketchup like mixing blood with tomatoes? Actually, yeah, kinda. I hc that the four gods (except for quetzalcoatl) need blood offerings to survive (kinda like vampires, but also a little different because they specifically need blood that was made as an offering), but they're pretty grossed out at the concept of just straight up drinking blood over the years. Hence why they try to make it into something that's actually edible.
Also yeah, Quetzalcoatl is very against human sacrifice, the snake boi just wants his chocolate
They fight about it sometimes
Hello I just wanted to know if you have any head canons of what shows the 4 Tezcatlipocas would watch :3
Hi, thanks for the ask! I think they would watch:
Animated movies so they can point out historical inaccuracies. They already do this with a couple of friends, but with their family, I think they actually like to watch the movies for the plot and action (not that they would tell anyone haha)
Murder mystery shows! They have a little game where they see who can figure out the murderer the fastest, and then the next person would try to beat that time (all of them are aiming to figure out the murderer's identity before the protagonist does)
Reality TV shows. Tezcatlipoca drags them to watch these.
Anyways, that's all I have for now because it's early morning for me, but I will be back with more (let me know if you would like to be tagged in the other hcs I will post eventually!)
Tezcatlipoca: "I lost a bet."
Tezcatlipoca: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.
Quetzalcoatl: What's the first?
Tezcatlipoca: "Let's make a bet."
tezcatlipoca hcs pls? (They don't need to be about any particular subject it can just be general or silly hcs about him)
okieee silly hc's because i've already done serious ones here :))
one thing about Tezcatlipoca is i think he is really petty, and his favourite hobby is doing everything opposite to Quetzalcoatl.
so like.. if Quetzalcoatl says ''i think it's time for a new sun'', he will adamantly try and convince everyone that it is NOT time for a new sun even if he doesn't even believe that himself.
yes, he is editing wikipedia to prove his arguments correct.
also, he's super good liar so i think he often just spurts out any nonsense from the top of his head, but because he delivers it with such a serious face, i think many of the gods believe him.
Huitzilopochtli falls victim to these lies most often, but he is getting BETTER and picking out Tez's little falsehoods :))
if he watched TV, his favourite genre would be drama, no doubt. like the bad, bold & the beautiful type drama.
i think he'd send letters and stuff to the writers of the shows to say how they treated certain plotlines absolutely terribly and it would be paired with very colourful language and hilarious insults.
um, i think i've mentioned in my previous hcs that i think Tezcatlipoca is pretty much always seen with a jaguar. he has a pet one (read: several), and they all have the same temperament as him.
i like the idea of these jaguars lazing around everywhere.. sometimes they will sleep in Quetzalcoatl's favourite chair and they will NOT MOVE and there is nothing Quetzalcoatl can do about it... Tez may or may not have trained them to do this.
Xipe Totec: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Quetzalcoatl: Um, murder??? Huitzilopochtli: Adventuring! Tezcatlipoca: Tuesday.
Quetzalcoatl: I’m gonna die alone. Tezcatlipoca: Quetzalcoatl, you’re not gonna die alone. Quetzalcoatl: Xipe Totec, was my safety net, okay? They have better things to do and now I have to get a snake. Huitzilopochtli: Uh-huh. Why is that? Quetzalcoatl: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Quetzalcoatl: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Quetzalcoatl: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
Quetzalcoatl: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Xipe Totec: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Huitzilopochtli: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Tezcatlipoca: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Hey guys, i know i havent posted anything in a while. Ive been really busy with a uni project lately.
So heres a sketch i did for @tricomator of his oc dressed as one of the characters from the dragon maid anime
There was a reason for this it wasnt completely random and i had a lot of fun drawing this, hope u guys like it :P
Aztec animals Quetzalcoatl and jaguar by greciasardinajimenez
Mexico of Azteca ocs Gaia friends Quetzalcóayl see meet her May. And I New Jaguar Animal For You May. MY FRIENDS FOR
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Azteca oc “Quetzalcoatl“ GALA
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Ocs me Catrina and Aztec Quetzalccoatl Gala by greciasardinajimenez
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>mfw I realized that I will never be loved by an IRL voluptuous Hispanic dragon mom
All this talk of magic rituals reminds me: with all the shenannigans of the past two years, I’m not sure the sun has the mystical energy needed to come back from the eclipse so we all need to feed Quetzaquoatl hearts so he can bring back the Sun.
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This is clearly a joke, but I know some dumbass is going to take me seriously.