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this is what mr maxilla sounds like in my head.

um. first you'd need a small ball and some jacks which unless you can somehow make some I don't think you'd have... if you can make some or get them somehow then look at the image I'm sending to see what they are. the rules are simple though: you bounce the ball and then you or you and a friend try to pick up all the jacks before the ball stops bouncing.

RANVIER: OOHHHH I GET IT

Ranvier pulls out…her… own. Eyeball. No blood comes though. It doesn’t seem to cause her any pain. There’s no nerve at the end of it either. It’s just a blinking wet orb.

RANVIER: LIKE THIS MR. MILES PER HOUR

MR. MAXILLA: Wait, y- you can do that too?

RANVIER: WHAT DO YOU MEAN????

MR. MAXILLA: You can do that thing where your body gets all twisty and logic defying? Like me?

RANVIER: MAYBE CAN YOU SHOW ME

Mr. Maxilla stands up, and stretches his noodley arm across.

MR. MAXILLA: T…tada! Hah…

He says, with a grimace.

RANVIER: OH THATS JUST LIKE ME THATS FUNNY I GUESS WERE BOTH CREEPS OF NATURE I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

Ever violate this OSHA

(EPTG SPOILERS)