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Your wish is my command
the way mr maxilla immediately checks all the boxes for my tastes in fav characters...i can't help it i just really love silly guys who are undeniably fucked up and sad
someone needs to set him on an ironing board
I love whatever this thing is!
He's got lung cancer, into politics, gambling addict and HE is the man entertainers prefer
Ever violate this OSHA
(EPTG SPOILERS)
um. first you'd need a small ball and some jacks which unless you can somehow make some I don't think you'd have... if you can make some or get them somehow then look at the image I'm sending to see what they are. the rules are simple though: you bounce the ball and then you or you and a friend try to pick up all the jacks before the ball stops bouncing.
RANVIER: OOHHHH I GET IT
Ranvier pulls out…her… own. Eyeball. No blood comes though. It doesn’t seem to cause her any pain. There’s no nerve at the end of it either. It’s just a blinking wet orb.
RANVIER: LIKE THIS MR. MILES PER HOUR
MR. MAXILLA: Wait, y- you can do that too?
RANVIER: WHAT DO YOU MEAN????
MR. MAXILLA: You can do that thing where your body gets all twisty and logic defying? Like me?
RANVIER: MAYBE CAN YOU SHOW ME
Mr. Maxilla stands up, and stretches his noodley arm across.
MR. MAXILLA: T…tada! Hah…
He says, with a grimace.
RANVIER: OH THATS JUST LIKE ME THATS FUNNY I GUESS WERE BOTH CREEPS OF NATURE I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
describing EPTG characters to other people
C'mon, the joke wrote itself, I had to-
(EPTG Spoilers!)
Lecture doodles of the funnybois (tm)
May digitalize the Maxilla later 👀
mr maxilla prez horrible fursuit anthrocon date
I've been haunted by this damn thing for like 2 days, I had to-
Sir Scoliosis <3
Closeup of this one because I am too proud of it
I love edge I love pain and suffering I love bittersweet embraces I love gay people
The second I saw the last tag I knew what I had to do
Animation is my passion
And anotha one
Buenos dias, Maxilla-
**Taco bell gong noise**
