Mr. Maxilla Eptg - Tumblr Posts
Ever violate this OSHA
(EPTG SPOILERS)
um. first you'd need a small ball and some jacks which unless you can somehow make some I don't think you'd have... if you can make some or get them somehow then look at the image I'm sending to see what they are. the rules are simple though: you bounce the ball and then you or you and a friend try to pick up all the jacks before the ball stops bouncing.
RANVIER: OOHHHH I GET IT
Ranvier pulls out…her… own. Eyeball. No blood comes though. It doesn’t seem to cause her any pain. There’s no nerve at the end of it either. It’s just a blinking wet orb.
RANVIER: LIKE THIS MR. MILES PER HOUR
MR. MAXILLA: Wait, y- you can do that too?
RANVIER: WHAT DO YOU MEAN????
MR. MAXILLA: You can do that thing where your body gets all twisty and logic defying? Like me?
RANVIER: MAYBE CAN YOU SHOW ME
Mr. Maxilla stands up, and stretches his noodley arm across.
MR. MAXILLA: T…tada! Hah…
He says, with a grimace.
RANVIER: OH THATS JUST LIKE ME THATS FUNNY I GUESS WERE BOTH CREEPS OF NATURE I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
Lecture doodles of the funnybois (tm)
May digitalize the Maxilla later 👀
Maxilla in 2A for the outfit challenge
Ok I could NOT not doodle this
mr maxilla prez horrible fursuit anthrocon date
I've been haunted by this damn thing for like 2 days, I had to-
Sir Scoliosis <3
Closeup of this one because I am too proud of it
I love edge I love pain and suffering I love bittersweet embraces I love gay people
The second I saw the last tag I knew what I had to do
Animation is my passion
Buenos dias, Maxilla-
**Taco bell gong noise**
Allright, apologies for the mild abscence, everyone! I haven't had much of anything post-worthy for a while, but I'd like to shed light on a little something I've spent the last few days trying to keep up: EPTG Snowmen.
We get just way too much snow here, and I decided to put some of it to use. By suggestion of my good friends on Discord I made two:
Snowbelle
And Snowxilla
Here's where the long part of the post begins, so if you aren't interested in SnowEPTG lore then feel free to leave here :)
What I think is pretty important to know, is that both kind of took off in the EPTG server as their own little characters and lasted a good while. They needed some repairs after a day or so and Snowbelle got hit pretty hard with the winds we've been having, but I patched them up for a bit and decided to head home. All should be okay right?
Half an hour later they were both destroyed.
I got onto fixing them, of course, but the death of Snowbelle hit quite hard. Afterward, that solidified them as actual 'things' within the community, the tragedy even earning itself a small story written by a good friend who's account name escapes me at the moment.
After repair, Snowbelle was awarded a headstone and Snowxilla recieved one of her branches as a memento of a better time.
They lasted the night before getting wrecked AGAIN, even worse than before. I have no idea who keeps doing this.
Just as of now Snowxilla's been repaired again, hopefully to last longer than ever.
Why I'm elaborating on all of this is to let you guys know about the possibility of frequent updates on Snowxilla following this post before I can make some more actual art. They'll be tagged sepharately and if they don't interest you feel free to filter the # EPTGSnowthings tag! Have a good one guys, that's all :)
Bonus images:
In loving hands that kill.
Yeahyeah I've stooped this low but inspiration waits for no-one
Im here to draw gays and that's just what I'll do
Presidents and one Maxilla I forgot to post from yesterday >:)
