Let's Hear It For Sodomy!

let's hear it for sodomy!

Minors: AO3 is disgusting.

Adults: Okay, then don’t read properly tagged explicit or dark fics. Or perhaps don’t lie to the website that you are 18 or over and are mature enough to view that content when you’re clearly not.

Minor: Nah, AO3 is disgusting and needs to go.

Eddie posting a Tiktok at like two in the morning like, “I think it’s great if your parents are absent for the majority of your life and in general just suck that you form your own family with your ex-girlfriend’s brother’s friend and a lesbian you met at the mall, but-“

He flips the camera around to show Ozzy sleeping next to Steve sleeping next to Robin sleeping next to Dustin, who is spread out over Eddie’s entire side of the bed, “-but do they have to be in my bed???”

Ok, ok, listen; Fruity Four but they're all alt. I made some bad moodboards with pinterest pictures to emphasize my point.

Punk Steve, we know him, we love him. Give him liberty spikes.

Riot Grrrl Nancy. A girlboss never quits.

Trad Goth Robin, but in the way men were.

Eddie is also here

El fresh out of the lab and having to learn food

Mike wiping El off with a washcloth: "I know yeah they look the same when they're hard boiled"

"El what do you do with your banana peels?" "what" "whenever I bring you a banana to eat I never find the peel, where do you put them?" "what is peels?" "wait have you been just

El, very weird face, watering eyes: "Mike.. why are they called oranges when some of them are yellow" "what do y- no.. no"

El, pretending to bring an onion to her mouth "wait El that's-" "joke! haha" "oh haha, ok" "peel first, I know" (bites in)

Mike finds a whole bowl of peaches all with one big bite taken out. "rocks" "what do you mean rocks?" "there was a rock in it. all of them"

"pineapple hurts. I ate the wrong part?" "yeah no that's the right part actually it just makes your mouth hurt"

"Wait El don't bite into chicken like that, watch out for the bones" (horrified whisper) "bones?" "yeah" "like people have?" "I... guess"

"Mike help me find my popsicle" "what" "I left it on the table earlier and it went away, there is only the bone now"

El lying on the lawn, crying, leaking snot: "how do you know if a pepper is nice or mean"

El taking notes after every meal

paid sick leave exists in a majority of countries on earth and the US government is acting like the demand for it is a radical anticapitalist act that will destroy the economy. OK