Reblog For Sample Size And Also Tell Me Why In The Tags. I Want Violence. I Want Discourse. I Want Bloodshed

ok I love ford but stanely pines is actually the goat yk like HE HARDLY GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL YET HE MANAGED TO TEACH HIMSELF INTERDIMENSIONAL PHYSICS ALL SO HE CAN BRING HIS BROTHER BACK AND THEN HIS BROTHER DOESNT EVEN THANK HIM Like UM and then like he thinks he's like a piece of shit and like will never amount to anything but like he treats the pine twins so kindly :( and he learns to show his affection more and more as time passes he does so much to protect dipper and Mabel and sometimes it doesn't work bc dipper and Mabel are NOSY (they're so me) but its still like HE STRAPPED A PIG TO HIS CHEST AND RODE A PTERYDACTOL AND PUNCEHD IT IN THE FACE ALL FOR MABEL GRGRRJRGHRJHJRHJR and like what does Ford do he hates on his brother for “what he did 30 years ago” ITS NOT LIKE STAN PUSHED FORD INTO THE PORTAL HE TRIED HELPING and then like Ford is brought back and DOESNT EVEN THANK STAN and like ik he does end up thanking him but that's because stan wouldn't help with the zodiac runes thing until Ford thanked him