DOESNT EVEN THANK HIM - Tumblr Posts
7 months ago


Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed
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ok I love ford
but
stanely pines
is actually the goat yk like
HE HARDLY GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL
YET HE MANAGED TO TEACH HIMSELF INTERDIMENSIONAL PHYSICS
ALL SO HE CAN BRING HIS BROTHER BACK
AND THEN
HIS BROTHER
DOESNT EVEN THANK HIM
Like
UM
and then like
he thinks he's like a piece of shit and like will never amount to anything
but like he treats the pine twins so kindly :(
and he learns to show his affection more and more as time passes
he does so much to protect dipper and Mabel
and sometimes it doesn't work bc dipper and Mabel are NOSY (they're so me)
but its still like
HE STRAPPED A PIG TO HIS CHEST AND RODE A PTERYDACTOL
AND PUNCEHD IT IN THE FACE
ALL FOR MABEL
GRGRRJRGHRJHJRHJR
and like what does Ford do
he hates on his brother for “what he did 30 years ago”
ITS NOT LIKE STAN PUSHED FORD INTO THE PORTAL
HE TRIED HELPING
and then like Ford is brought back and DOESNT EVEN THANK STAN
and like ik he does end up thanking him but that's because stan wouldn't help with the zodiac runes thing until Ford thanked him