Ok Hear Me Out-

Ok hear me out-

Why do I have a feeling that if Gortash and Durge were to talk about how his parents sold him to a literal devil when he was young, Durge's reaction would look like something like this:

I need to know... Am I the only one that created multiple characters for Bg3 just so I can romance everyone? (Even though I mostly foucus on my Durge x Astarion, those two need love, hugs and lots of therapy (just like everyone))

Also I'm a little mad that I can't exactly play as my characters because my laptop is trash... And I can't play Bg3... 🥲

Let me romance them all and give them therapy damm it!!

It's beautiful 🥺

Durge really needs a hug (both as a child and as an adult)

Even if I might get stabbed I'm hugging them

I just thought of something... I remember that there was this one troupe where characters meet their past/child selfs and talk to them about their future.

What if companions from Bg3 met their child selves? How would they react? What would they say?

Bonus I would also wanna see Durge's reaction to their child self.

Maybe a version of them before they started to kill? Or a version of them after they started to turn into a monster Bhaal wanted them to be?

Okay so maybe in just brain rotted... And I am BUT.

Love interests fucking GRABBING the dark urge for a kissy after the meeting with gortash. Man's turning up the rizz and flexing his stubble and eye bags and his anti-anxiety robe and his voice is low and seductive as he calls the durge an old *friend*.

Like, Karlach wouldn't even wait to be out of the room. Not even take a few steps away. Fully turn to you, grab you by the shoulders and fucking LIFT you up to plant a big smooch on you. Much to Gortash's bemusement and horror tbf. And the rest of the court's.

Gale would be more subtle, stepping close as you head towards the stairs and quickly press a kiss to your cheek with a soft smile. No way anyone would think it's a platonic look of adoration, even if his stomach is still twisting with the revelation that it was YOUR actions that led to this.

Astarion? Yeah, your conversation wouldn't have even ended before he's doing his slutty lil lean against you, resting his chin on your shoulder, still seemingly fully absorbed into the conversation. After it ends, he presses a kiss to your neck and idly follows after you, bemused by his own spark of annoyance at Gortash and his reaction to it. Mostly just exasperated by it though.

Wyll is filled with outrage for his father, for karlach and now for you. The implications seeped in Gortash's words and yet when you had joined up with the group, you had been left in the trash heaped, bloodied and stricken with amnesia. He's disgusted. So on the way out, he takes another look at his father and then slips his hands into yours. Raises it and gently kisses your knuckles on the way out. Even some of the court coo at the cute, gentlemanly gesture. Gortash looks mildly grossed out and Wyll takes that win, even with the prospect of meeting back up with Mizora in a few seconds.

Lae'zel would bare her teeth at him, smack his down and break his face in, if.... Well, if everything else wasn't going on right now, and it would upset the tin soldiers. So she settles for the next best thing, as resentment and possessiveness curl her tongue. Just gripping your waist and pulling you closer should do it. But she must add in a quick, harsh bite to your lower lip. Yknow, just in case.

Shadowheart? Gods, to make it clear, she's dying to press you against the wall and slide a thigh against your crotch, but yknow. Polite company. So instead she just slips her arm around yours, pulls you closer and whisper into your ear. Looks more salacious than it is, as she whispers that your past isn't who you are now and then drops a kiss to your earlobe. But it should to the trick.

Halsin isn't an envious creature. He really isn't. This man wouldn't care about your current other partners, so why should he care about past ones? Potential past parents, nonetheless. But, he'd never turn down the chance to pull his love close, especially in front of the man that caused all this trouble to begin with. Pull you close and tuck you into his side, maybe even kiss your temple.

Gortash? Gortash has missed his favourite assassin. He's waited for you, even with Orin hissing about your demise, and he never truly believed that such a piece of subpar, inbred Bhaalspawn could compare to you. The one who stole the Crown, the one who helped mastermind, the one who your father had chosen first. So what in the world was your little fan thinking? After a sweet, pleasant conversation, to start to paw at you? A fool no doubt. They might have gotten a few lovely weeks with you, but he had been with you for far longer, and he was finished waiting. No, he didn't see them being a problem.

I just thought of something... I remember that there was this one troupe where characters meet their past/child selfs and talk to them about their future.

What if companions from Bg3 met their child selves? How would they react? What would they say?

Bonus I would also wanna see Durge's reaction to their child self.

Maybe a version of them before they started to kill? Or a version of them after they started to turn into a monster Bhaal wanted them to be?

I like the absolute disparity between how Gortash and Ketheric viewed Durge versus how they view Orin

Durge was tolerated by Ketheric but seen as an equal. Durge had the strength and ability to go into Moonrise and start giving orders at the same level of authority as Ketheric himself and Ketheric allowed it with only mild complaining. The Gnolls adored you, Balths minions loved you, the Warden hated your guts but in a fun way as a coworker.

Gortash... what more can be said about Gortash and Durge that already hasn't been said. Gortash absolutely loved you, adored you. You were the only equal he had and you were his favorite assassin. The feeling was mutual since there's an entire letter dedicated to how mutual the attraction between you two was. Gortash adored you.

Orin?

Gortash and Ketheric can barely stand Orin, Gortash tolerates her for the good of the Plan but would have wanted to see it through with you. Ketheric may have been annoyed and frustrated with you but you were the original mastermind behind the Plan alongside Gortash. They both hate orin as much as Durge used to. The only reason that they even put up with her is because of the shard she stole from you.

For as much as Ketheric acts like a dick to you when you first meet back up at moonrise, he still much prefers you to Orin. And Gortash loved you so much he still wants to team up with you even when you're working to stop him.

Orin is so hated by everyone and it tears me up inside.