Im Gonna Bitch Slap One Of These Actual Caveman Troglodytes Because They Aren't Evolved Enough To Understand

Im gonna bitch slap one of these actual caveman troglodytes because they aren't evolved enough to understand the beauty of two women loving eachother better than a man and a woman ever could. I hope they get lobotomized so they can only drool and stare blankly at a wall because thats a better alternative than them spreading their vile, rancid, disgusting, and incorrect opinion like the plague across the internet. Im gonna sew every one of their stinky, blabbering mouths shut and leave them to suffer with their own strange thoughts that should be considered a mental illness in the most recent DSM. You can be wrong, but it's another thing to be loud and wrong. Tr*vnat shippers are the disease that is slowly corrupting our beautiful world. The fact that this ship exists in this fandom is a testament to the fact that a man will ALWAYS be there. I'm so beyond irritated you don't even wanna know. Fuck all of you. Scum of our beloved earth, ruining it and tainting it with your foul and unacceptable blasphemy. I was fine with pretending to tolerate your fucking mouth breathing, mindless, simpleminded opinion, but you took it too far with posting that gag worthy ship (if you could even call it that) to a SONG ABOUT LESBIAN SEX. I'D FIND YOU AND STUFF A RUSTY, USED NEEDLE DOWN YOUR URETHRA AND INJECT YOUR LOINS WITH TABASCO SAUCE, BUT I BET YOUR TOO PRIMITIVE TO EVEN HAVE THE PART IN YOUR BRAIN THAT REGISTERS PAIN. THATS HOW STUPID YOU ARE. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

ah ha ha no girl don't use Vampirism, Religion, and/or Cannibalism as a metaphor for all consuming love and obsession you're so sexy ah ha

Mistynat: They were both outcasts in their own respective ways, one might assume that they were on the opposite spectrums of being an outcast. A majority of the group judged and ridiculed Nat for her lifestyle without knowing the real her. Misty understood Nat and was attracted to this aspect, even 25 years later she still clings to her and respects her like no other because even if Nat pushed her away, she wouldn't leave because she wholeheartedly cares. Misty was there since the beginning, and it all ended with her too. She was the only one who really stuck with Nat in the adult timeline without judging her like the others did. Overall a really interesting and well thought out dynamic.

Lottienat: The whole prophet x non-believer is such a good trope in its own right, but theres more to this ship than just that. They are complete and utter polar opposites, they complete and contrast eachothers storylines. Lottie is rich, Nat is broke, Lottie is hopeful, Nat is cynical, Lottie is accepted by the group as a leader, Nat is outcasted. This obviously causes conflict between the two girls, but 25 years later Lottie STILL cares about Nat no matter how much Nat didn't like her (so far) in the teen timeline. She was only just warming up to her in the last episodes of season 2, and it was pretty damn romantic for Lottie to pass on leadership like she did (that kiss was way longer than it needed to be). And the "friends? Is that what we are?" Could hint at something way deeper. Their relationship is complicated and interesting.

Travnat: they fucked like once in season 2 because Lottie gave him a stiffy.

The fact that i know irl men like him is icing to the "i don't want this in my escapism" cake.... imma stop here before i say something really incelly sounding that will make lesbians look bad.

i don’t hate travis bc he gets in the way of my ship. i hate travis bc he is a man and a foul one at that The fact he cockblocks my toxic yuri is only an additional factor

I wanna put her in a box and hand feed him peach rings specifically from Irving.

BIG FAT LOUD REBLOG

back from a small tumblr hiatus and someone tell me why my feed is overloaded with travnat content?

where are all my lesbians?????? is this what happens when i leave for a bit?

bring back lottienat tumblr! bring back lesbianism!