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the transmasc Nat headcanon kinda grew on me ngl, or maybe I'm just projecting. More in the lesboy way, the butch taking T way, wearing carabiners on his belt loops type way, the scruffy short and stubble beard way, Tmasc Nat riding a Harley Davidson PLEASE SAVE ME.
Since Misty works in a medical field, I bet she was the one to give Nat his first T shot. I bet they kissed right after too.
Live, laugh, love butch4femme mistynat.
You can repost this on twt, but you can't take away my correctness.
"Natty" you dumbass. You fucking dumbass. You had ONE JOB and it was to write a fanfic, not ruin it with one nickname. THE ONLY TIME NAT WAS CALLED THAT WAS BY HER ABUSIVE FATHER. I don't wanna hear your stupid opinion, your stupid porn addict opinion. You fake fan, poser even.
"Cannibalism as a metaphor-"
what if i find the idea of my lover craving me so badly they wanna consume me hot? Sexy mayhaps? What if the idea of biting one's lover and leaving a mark is beyond romantic to me? What if it turns me on perchance? What if it's less about the metaphor and more about taking it literally?
Trying to focus in criminology, but i can't stop thinking about how BADLY I wanna be kissing Nat's tummy on that crusty ass bed in the cabin and hear her whimper and squirm. Gawd damn period hormones, SCREW YOU! :(
Your post about kissing Natalie's belly while she writhes and whimpers is so real, I wish I could do that, plus the fact that she would have all my fingers she could handle shoved deep into her beautiful pussy. ✨️💋❤️🐬💝🐚🫦
Real asl Anon. Be licking my fingers when I'm done. 🙏
Imagine HUNTING with Nat, it's cold out, she's shaky from hunger and it's fucking up her aim. She aims the rifle at this small bird, all that you two could find. You wrap your arms tightly around her waist to help stabilize her. Her heavy breathing from trekking through the snow, her soft little whimpers, her starved stomach GRUMBLES against you- AGHHHHH
"Shauna would listen to Taylor Swift-"
She listens to WEEZER
Just thinking about cuddling Nat, having her run her fingers through my hair, listening to Radiohead, having her HOLD me, telling me it's gonna be ok...
Strap from a girl whose eaten people.
My Pinterest knows where it's at
"Tits or ass?"
AND I SAY MIDRIFF. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DUMB AND HAVE BAD OPINIONS BC ITS CLEARLY MIDRIFF. THATS THE RIGHT ANSWER. PLEASE I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY OTHER ANSWER BC IK IM RIGHT. IM SETTLING TS RN.
Guys the secret to tolerating Travis is to imagine him as a loser butch lesbian, because butch lesbians can't piss me off.
"Nat is gay because she looks like-"
no. She's gay because she's fictional and i want her. How about that. No elaborate reason here, just that because she's fictional and i can headcanon her as bi. I can headcanon what ever the hell i want and ur not gonna stop me <3
Friendly reminder that Travis Martinez is canonically 15. The main girls are GRADUATING senior year.
I don't hate Travis, i hate travnat.
He's so real but i can't admit that.
Why tf am i getting naruto yaoi on my dash, i've never even watched naruto.
Yj text posts :3
