Don't Let Me Watch Yellowjackets When I'm Ovulating, Because If Nat Is On Screen For 00.01 Zeptoseconds

Don't let me watch Yellowjackets when i'm ovulating, because if Nat is on screen for 00.01 zeptoseconds it's EVERYWHERE. That one scene where she arched? BAZINGA! The beach scene? ZAMNNN! When they ate Jackie and she was all dressed up in that robe? ZOO WEE MAMA! She's my constant reminder of my extreme attraction to women, and yet no x reader can satisfy me because you mischaracterize her so bad she's unrecognizable.

the yj fandom doesn’t talk enough about how nat guessed ben was gay bc he never looked at the girls boobs, meaning she was expecting grown men to be looking at her and her teammates that way. she’s canonically a statutory rape victim, when travis asked her about how many guys she’d been with she mentioned sleeping with an older man at a concert while she was “fucked up”. there’s also the bobby farleigh thing, although we don’t know how old he is, just that he graduated, meaning he could be 18 or 25. her dad was a violent misogynist who viewed her as his property and thought her having sex was her being tarnished. she felt empathy for travis, which i understand but she was also willing to excuse him being misogynistic and literally pointing a gun at her. she’s so used to men being awful that she accepts it, probably rationalizes it as just being how men are. she reminds me of my older sister.

Watching a season 2 episode of Yellowjackets with someone who hasn't seen season 1 for any context whatsoever is hilarious

"Oh yeah her? She's hallucinating that her dead best friend's body who she hated, but was also kinda lowkey gay for, is talking to her and almost beckoning her to eat her- after all, she is starving because she got knocked up with said best friend's boyfriend right before the plane took off so it's ok for her to get a taste."

Like out of context that is outrageous.

Put Travis in the Himejoshi cuck chair... for me pweaseeeee >_<