Natcentric - Nat's Sweaty Red Bra

dealer!nat headcannons

dealer!nat who you meet her at a party where she’s selling blunts, you go to buy one and she gives it to you for free as long as you share

dealer!nat who scribbled her number on your arm and tells you to call her if you ever need anything

dealer!nat who you call a few days after the party asking her to hook you up with some

dealer!nat who immediately drops all of her other runs when you call because she wants to come see you

dealer!nat who always gives you discounts on your weed because she thinks you’re pretty

dealer!nat who always laughs when you cough when you two are smoking together

dealer!nat who tries to get you to quit when she notices how it’s affecting your life and health and shit

dealer!nat who kisses you one day in your room while sharing a blunt together

dealer!nat who gives you takes you on runs with her as a date

dealer!nat who uses the money she gets from deals to buy you things

dealer!nat who saved up money to buy you a necklace or a ring for your birthday

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *dead team captain haunting her homoerotic bestie* *depressed butcher* *makeshift doctor turned potential serial killer* *italian with a gun* *unkillable goalie who's been mauled by wolves* *sleepwalking, dirt eating lawyer* *modern day joan of arc* *schizophrenic and prophetic cult leader* *travis*

My hunger games simulator highlights

I only like this dynamic if it's gay, otherwise it's stale and I am tired of seeing it irl.

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.