Shorter Limericks

shorter limericks

ok my friend saw something about incomplete limericks and I came up with a few

I met a dude once at a jive

whose limericks ended at five

but that's not that weird!

he then stroked his beard

and promptly back home he did drive

Once, some guy who was a bore

taught me of ending at four

my friend sent a text

she asked me what's next

There once was a man from dundee

whose limericks finished with three

his friends got annoyed

I met a girl down in peru

whose poems all cut off at two

There once was a man named Jon

and there you go, all my limericks

Too late nerd, I already did

I love kids they’re all like.. “when i grow up i’m gonna be an astronaut and a chef and a doctor and an olympic swimmer” like that self confidence! That drive! That optimism! Where does it go

I dunno how tumblr works.

like what do I do?? is this right?

Thanks haiku bot

haiku bot really helps with expanding what I can see on tumblr

so thanks

I Found You :)

good heavens

drew this for last year but its still good