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shorter limericks

ok my friend saw something about incomplete limericks and I came up with a few

I met a dude once at a jive

whose limericks ended at five

but that's not that weird!

he then stroked his beard

and promptly back home he did drive

Once, some guy who was a bore

taught me of ending at four

my friend sent a text

she asked me what's next

There once was a man from dundee

whose limericks finished with three

his friends got annoyed

I met a girl down in peru

whose poems all cut off at two

There once was a man named Jon

and there you go, all my limericks