After Two Hours Of Dramatic Emotional Breakdown And A Cup Of Ramen Later I Realized That I Was In Fact

After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.

This is Motivated Vergil trying to bless your blog with MOTIVATION.

Cute Nicknames to Call Your Significant Other:

• you little prying Pandora!

• yoU litTLe deMON!

• you liTTLE LYING DELILAH!

• YOU LITTLE VIPER!

Erik: *knocks on Christine’s door* It’s me

Christine: *peeking through peep hole* Say it

Erik: *deep sigh* Christine, could we please not-

Christine: I’m not letting you come in if you don’t say the thing

Erik: Christine, why must-

Christine: Erik.

Erik, defeated: *singing* I’m here, the Phantom of the Opera

Christine: *snickering*

“There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language, and none of them even come close to describing how much I want to hit you with a chair.”

— V, probably