POV: Vergil Is Knocking At Your Door So You Run And Hide But He Sees You Anyways

POV: Vergil is knocking at your door so you run and hide but he sees you anyways

*Seductively crawls out of Hell*

Self-care is becoming a witch and sharing shots of pure alcohol with an enormous talking cat over midnight breakfast

I'm in this tweet and I don't like it

After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.

Alfred: You didn’t name everything in the bathroom after yourself, did you?

Bruce: Of course not.

Alfred:

Bruce: Ok, yes there is BatShampoo™.

Alfred:

Bruce: But theres also ConditionerGordon™.